Your Guide To Celebrity Gaydar

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We know a lot of you aren't fans of pushing celebrities out of the closet, but if you haven't read Gawker's "How To Know When Gay Rumors Are True" post, you need to hop on it immediately. Their qualifications may not always be accurate (the Renee Zellweger bit should be reversed), but they've at least nailed a few of the obvious ones.

It's all left me with one burning question–how has Kevin Spacey not been exposed yet? If it were just a matter of letting him stay in the closet, I'd be fine with that. But I've heard some pretty reliable rumors that he's into more than other men. If you don't catch my drift, let's just say that he'd have no issue hopping in bed with guys who are even younger than Taylor Lautner. But I'm not one to gossip… 

– Dewitt

7 thoughts on “Your Guide To Celebrity Gaydar

  1. This question was from another on the same topic.
    A person who works in the movie industry told me that when a very well-known TV actor came out, there was a lot of resentment in Hollywood for betraying the secret of the closeting system. Is this true? If an A-list movie star decides to come out, does he have to face not only the public reaction, but studio executives, producers and other fellow closeted actors given his back to him for breaking the silent pact of Hollywood and exposing its flaw?

  2. So the previous post is to say they may never be outed unless they get caught making out with another guy or unless they want to come out anyway.

  3. Hollywood sucks. I’d never in a million years trade being an openly gay man for money and/or fame.
    Well, not after I came out of the closet anyways lol.

  4. I’m loving the entire article until I get to the part about Vin Diesel being straight. He needs to be gay – he HAS to be gay. If the author can reason Hugh Jackman is gay just because (please be true), then why not Vin Diesel too?

  5. Sorry to bust your bubbles guys but the part about marrying Renee Zellweger is probably true (with the previous husband, Kenny Chesney.) I got that scoop from some of his frat brothers, long before he married Renee. And then there were the rumors that the marriage was never consummated? Sounds gay to me!

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