It turns out that Bradley Cooper, this past weekend’s Top or Bottom subject, isn’t too comfortable with his “Sexiest Man Alive” title. While appearing on The Graham Norton Show to promote The Hangover 2 ‘s DVD release, he had the following to say: “I’m finally […]
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Drawn To You: Cam Gigandet Masturbated By Magic Gloves (Yes, It’s Exactly What It Sounds Like)
Bless the kind soul who dreamt to commission The Humplex to make this illustration! I mean, Cam Gigandet getting jerked off by a pair of magic gloves? We can totally get behind that fantasy. Especially after finally seeing that buck-naked Famous Amos scene from Burlesque. […]
Will Tom Hanks’ Totally Hot Son Give You A Blowjob (Or More) If You Help Him Complete His Final Paper?
This just in! Chet Hanks, the son of actor Tom Hanks, is offering up a “reward” to fellow classmates at Northwestern University, if they’re willing to give him a whole month’s worth of notes. You see, Chet was too busy aspiring to become the next […]
Top or Bottom: Bradley Cooper
Talking about Bradley Cooper is so two weeks ago, but speculating about his sexuality is a topic that never dies. Don’t blame us! We’re not the ones posting blind items that very clearly point a finger at the so-called “Sexiest Man Alive”. It’s just the […]
Top or Bottom: Alec Baldwin
Though you’re free to make assumptions about previous Top or Bottom participants, we are not in any way implying that Alec Baldwin enjoys the (naked) company of other men. The 30 Rock star is an avid supporter of the gay community, and he cracks way […]
Secret Sex: Jason Mraz
We’re supposed to like Jason Mraz because he supports gay rights and marriage equality, but I am incapable of doing so for a few small reasons—a) I’m a music snob, b) I’m a music snob, and c) I’m a music snob. Granted, there are going […]
Who Would You Rather?: Men Vs. Wild
The burly, capable guys taunt dangerous wildlife and brave the ferocious elements to show us couch potatoes what’s going on in nature are a LOONNGGG way from that old guy on Wild Kingdom. Man Vs. Wild’s Bear Grylls and Animal Planet host Dave Salmoni are […]
Bi The Way: Robin Thicke & Paula Patton
My attraction to Robin Thicke baffles me. Sure, it’s well-established within the media that he’s a legitimately “sexy” person. But I can’t look at his face without humming the Growing Pains theme song. The whispery tone of his vocals irks me, whilst simultaneously making me […]
George Michael’s New Dick Is Hot
Holy smokes. Ok, let’s examine this. This is a hot guy whose name we can’t find. He is reported to be excellent driver and talented singer George Michael’s new boyfriend. Yep. This is why people bust their asses and risk their egos to become famous […]
Rob Lowe, Thomas Jane, Jeremy Piven & Christian McKay Skinny-Dipped Together In This Film You Never Heard Of
How did we miss this golden moment of celebrity nudity? Apparently, there’s a movie where Rob Lowe, Jeremy Piven, Thomas Jane and Christian McKay go skinny-dipping together. It’s called I Melt With You, and here’s the official description: “When four 40-something college friends meet up […]