Ranker (via Queerty) has a post depicting sexy celebrity guys and their oh-so-precious pets. Let me tell you something about adorable canine companions. Not only are they the best friends you’ll ever have, but they can get you laid. True story – this is my […]
Tag: Celebrity
Top or Bottom: Chris Colfer
You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
Secret Sex: Daniel Bedingfield
In case you forgot, Daniel Bedingfield is the less famous sibling of pop star Natasha Bedingfield. He lucked out stateside with his 2001 dance hit “Gotta Get Thru This” and the overwrought 2002 ballad “If You’re Not The One”. Though he experienced additional success overseas, […]
Top or Bottom: Zac Efron
Zac Efron is the straightest straight man who’s ever been straight. He poses for pictures with women and shows off his awesomely untrimmed treasure trail! He likes skateboarding! Shirtless. Also, this one time he wore flannel to a photo call! That is so heterosexual that […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: Parks & Recreation
So apparently I’m writing today’s edition of Fuck, Marry, Block? Our resident gossip king—otherwise known as my darling co-blogger J. Harvey—is out of the office for the day. This means I have no choice but to take over one of the best features ever created […]
Top or Bottom: Anderson Cooper
Despite the outpouring of support when we threatened cancellation, it appears our Top or Bottom experiment has hit a wall. You see, we’re not receiving very many submissions these days, which makes it very difficult to continue with the amateur, member-submitted theme. So what are […]
Thomas Jane’s Dick? Yes Please.
“I’m a textbook average guy. Im 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the-middle-exactly-average dick.” This is a direct quote from Thomas Jane, the […]
Top or Bottom: Zachary Quinto
“It’s like our culture is so rooted in voyeuristic obsession and the exposure of people’s lives in order to feel validated. It’s terribly empty and sad. It leaves me with a diminished faith in humanity.” Sorry, Zachary Quinto! We don’t mean to diminish your faith […]
Secret Sex: Greg Bennett
The one time I tried to watch one of the Real Housewives series, I experienced an acute level of physical discomfort. Now, I’m not one to pretend I’m above ridiculous reality TV shows. For cock’s sake! I thought Hair Battle Spectacular and Dance Moms were […]
Everybody’s Gay: ABC News Anchor Comes Out On-Air
And we say “fuck yeah”. Public figures who are closeted (closeted publicly, we mean, many of the celebs are and have been out to friends, family and co-workers) seem to be realizing young gay kids who don’t have role models to look up to need […]