Secret Sex: Jason Mraz

We’re supposed to like Jason Mraz because he supports gay rights and marriage equality, but I am incapable of doing so for a few small reasons—a) I’m a music snob, b) I’m a music snob, and c) I’m a music snob. Granted, there are going to be a few avid fans who will argue that Jason is an excellent musician. You are free to believe that! I, however, will continue to curl into a tiny ball and pray for death every time I hear “I’m Yours”.

Of course, the worst part about Mr. Mraz? I kind of want to fuck him. He’s always posing naked (or nearly naked) all over the internet, and I can’t get enough of his fuzzy belly or that awkward ring around his nipples. Plus, he has a tramp stamp of a rooster! Are you fully absorbing this, guy? He has a tramp stamp of a cock. That should be a turn-off for me, but it only makes me want him more.

– Dewitt

To see more pics of Jason, follow the JUMP:

Those nipples!

Mmm, he’s on his knees for you…

Creepy! But still hot.

Are those fingers cold? I know somewhere you could stick them.

What. An. Ass.

Um, did he steal those briefs from a BentleyRace model?

This video is actually cute! In a bootleg Michael Showalter kind of way.

14 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Jason Mraz

  1. Can we put the stupid damned fedora hats away? What is the deal with those damn hats?? hahaha..  Great head of hair – and, he puts a crappy small brim hat that people wore in the 60’s (40’s, more wide brimmed) and covers it up. God people look stupid in those things…… what were we talking about? Oh!! This dude… meh – cute… I’ve seen better.

  2. Hmm, those hairy nipples ARE awkward, aren’t they?  Yet interesting.  His “music” is horrible and his poses are kind of douchey.  He’s not for me.

  3. We are the same population of the country that has to change our panties every time Britney sings along to some new electro beat written by someone else right? I just wanted to check since we were so clearly bashing someone who can sing live and plays their own instrument….

  4. Hah, I was about to say the same fucking thing! Music snob preferring… what exactly over Mr. Mraz?

    Granted, I’m not a big Mraz fan, but how is this worse than the music we so love on the dance floor and so love to hate off it?

    I’m a music snob myself, but of more the classical persuasion. Can we fade this Nikki Minaj into a Mozart minuette please?

  5. Here’s the thing. You can dislike something, and the thing you don’t like can still be good. You simply don’t connect, respond, or care for it. I fucking hate how people think their shitty opinion can negate someone else’s talent. Chances are such people don’t really know what the hell they’re talking about, and often suck at several aspects of life.

    And yeah, he’s kinda adorable.

  6. I’m not a musician, so I can’t comment on Mr. Mraz’s musicianship, but as somebody who has studied literature, poetry and lyricism, I can tell you that Mr. Mraz’s lyrics are quite marvelous. The reason “I’m Yours” became a hit wasn’t just due to a great hook, it also was because those are some fantastic — and so relatable — lyrics there.

  7. everyone has their own tastes, now he can come to my house and pose anyway he wants to so long as he strips out of his clothes while doing so…….

  8. i’d keep your lust for jason mraz very secret…….he’s gross and untalented.  just looking at him i know he smells bad.  take a shower and wash your ass already! 

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