“I’m a textbook average guy. Im 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the-middle-exactly-average dick.” This is a direct quote from Thomas Jane, the […]
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Flashback Friday: Bo Richards & Jeff Scott
Our Flashback Friday series wouldn’t exist without the good folks at Retro Men Plus. Seriously, if you’re a fan of vintage gay pornography, you need to start following those guys immediately. We get absolutely nothing out of endorsing them. They’re just that good. Last night, […]
Flashback Friday: Husband’s Holiday
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The best part of these retro magazines is the cheesy text that accompanies each spread. They could be the corniest captions in the whole entire universe, and yet they’ll never fail to get me hard. Maybe […]
Name That Cock: Young, Hung & Full of Cum
This is obviously a big dick. You’ve seen a lot of these things all over the internet, but are you able to identify the owners without seeing their faces? You’re about to find out in this week’s edition of Name That Cock! Because, um, knowledge […]
Flashback Friday: Tony Nero
There were a handful of retro magazine spreads that I was choosing from for today’s Flashback Friday post. Ultimately, Tony Nero won me over with his gigantic cock. Just look at that thing! Now, stop looking at it for a moment and imagine it stretching […]
Quickie: Rodrigo Calazans
Like me, you’ve been running about and wildly clawing at your face while screaming “WHY HASN’T RODRIGO CALAZANS BEEN FEATURED IN A QUICKIE, YET?!?!” He did get a co-starring role in our post about Matthias Vriens-McGrath, but a body like his deserves its own special […]
Hot or Not: Low Hangers
I’ve had this picture on my desktop for ages, anxiously awaiting an opportunity to write this Hot or Not post. I’m pretty sure the man above is a model from Sean Cody. Frankly, it’s been so long, I have no fucking clue about him except […]
Name That Cock: The Fire Crotch
For the past three weeks, we’ve been asking you to Name That Cock in our brand new (and very NSFW) feature. Today, we call your attention to this incredibly stiff rod, surrounded by a nice bush of red hair. It belongs to a man who’s […]
Quickie: Alioth García
Wet t-shirts were extremely popular on last week’s edition of The Ten, so we can only assume that model Alioth García will benefit from latching onto the trend! Though we admittedly don’t know much about this guy, it’s questionable how much you really need to […]
Gavin Rossdale On Gay Affair: It’s A Part of Growing Up
It’s refreshing when a straight semi-popular musician who’s the husband of a hugely popular one can admit he dated another man back in the day. In the most recent issue of Details, Gwen Stefani’s husband and Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale admits he had an affair […]