Don’t laugh! It’s a serious topic! People stick all sorts of crazy things into their butts, so it’s not entirely improbable that they’d occasionally lose an object (or two) up there. Maybe it didn’t exactly happen to you per se. If that’s the case? Feel […]
Tag: bulging biceps
Stuff Straight People Like: Skateboarding
Unless you believe those pesky gay rumors, Zac Efron is a straight person. These are some pictures of Zac Efron riding on a skateboard. Now, we weren’t math majors or anything, but we’re certainly capable of putting two and two together! Using our expert logic, […]
Quickie: Isaiah Rojas
Can we take a moment to talk about brown eyes? Folks are always obsessing over blue, green and hazel eyes, and it’s always bothered us that brown eyes aren’t considered “beautiful” by the mainstream media. Sure, there are a few songs written about the topic, […]
On The Hunt: Lucas & Angelo
If we were making a list of our all time favorite things, somewhere towards the top you’d find “muscular bottoms who you wouldn’t expect to bottom”. With that said, you can probably guess that we’re into Angelo from OnTheHunt. He’s built like a motherfucking bodybuilder. […]
Woof Alert: Rocky LaBarre
Where do I even begin with Rocky LaBarre? From his warm smile to his striking blue eyes, this guy had me hyperventilating before he even took his clothes off! And when he flexed his thick biceps, I nearly fell off my chair in a frenzied […]
Quickie: Aaditya Joshi
There aren’t enough pictures of Aaditya Joshi on the internet. Trust me, I did an extensive Google search on this guy, and these were the only shots I could uncover. Maybe I’m not looking in the right places? Either way, once you’re done gawking at […]
Everything Butt: Mike Matters
We’re probably the last porn-related blog in the world to write about Mike Matters. With his bulging biceps and inked body, he’s been making jaws drop ever since his debut on Next Door Male. This may or may not have something to do with his […]
Quickie: Maubrey Destined
A good photo has the ability to transport you right into the scene, as you let your imagination run wild and determine how you’d react within those surroundings. In this particular image of Maubrey Destined, I can easily imagine getting down on my knees in […]
Just The Tips: Utilize Your Balls
You know that random exercise ball that’s sitting in the corner? Yeah, you know exactly which one I’m talking about. It appeared in your household during one of your random fitness binges, and you haven’t touched it ever since. Or maybe you have. Look, I’m […]
Mick Mowed The Whole Lawn
Opinions on Mick have been divided, but not for the same reasons that you were left arguing about Jersey Shore cast. There's no way I'd be able to turn down his beefy body, bulging biceps and meaty ass. I'd bury my face in those cheeks, and […]