You know those marble statues you see that are perfectly sculpted representations of the male form? Conrad Ardelius is what it would look like if one came to life and slipped on a pair of Versace briefs. The Underwear Export posted these magnificent shots of […]
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Manhunt Daily Wood: Simon Tham
The last Manhunt Daily Wood post we wrote about Simon Tham was slightly embarrassing and led to a very serious discussion about racism in the M4M online dating community and beyond. Today, let’s just focus on the fact that he’s stunning as fuck, and pictures of […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: David Fucks Goliath
Are you a man of smaller stature who gets off on fucking men who are twice your size? If so, you’re going to love this clip of (seemingly) pint-sized porn star Marko Lebeau playing the dominant role with gigantic bodybuilder Christian Power! At six feet tall […]
Quickie: Christian
Admittedly, these pics of model Christian from CleverPrime (via Gay Body Blog) are so photoshopped that it looks like he just pulled in on The Polar Express. Who cares? He’s still hot in real life, unless this is animation. And man – the ass on […]
Obligatory Post About This David Beckham Underwear Ad
Fucking balls! Can a blogger ever get a break from writing about conventionally attractive male celebrities running around in their skivvies? It appears that the answer is a big, fat “N-O”, because soccer player David Beckham just released a new ad for his H&M underwear line. […]
Thom Evans’ Bulge For President
Retired rugby player Thom Evans is back in action as the face (or, um, crotch) of D.Hedral‘s Spring/Summer 2013 underwear campaign. Essentially, this means you can stare at Evans’ oh-so-enticing bulge and claim you’re doing it in the name of fashion… Not that you need […]
The Locker Room: Troy Dumais
One of the convenient things about writing the “Locker Room” post is that someone always chooses the next guy we blog about in the comments on the previous one. Inevitably, someone’s like “Dewitt, you suck cuz’ [name of athlete who is supposedly so much hotter […]
Underwear Drawer: PUMP!
Whoever is in charge of model selection over at the PUMP! company needs a damn medal! This is Warren. Is anyone else thinking incredibly sleazy thoughts while looking at these pictures of his gorgeous bod packed into PUMP!’s underwear? There’s a GRIP of pics posted, […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boxer Briefs
Boxer briefs, trunks, whatever, whatever… We’ll leave those distinctions to our brand new Underwear Drawer feature. Here’s what I know! The four men in today’s round of iPhone Wars aren’t wearing briefs, and they aren’t wearing boxers. Therefore, I’m going to call whatever they’re wearing […]
Patrick Schwarzenegger’s Penis.
Oh, don’t look at me like that! He’s eighteen now. Plus, I don’t even understand why everyone wants to rub their manther paws all over him. I’m writing this post for you. If you want to see Patrick Schwarzenegger’s penis, place your nose on the […]