iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boxer Briefs

Boxer briefs, trunks, whatever, whatever… We’ll leave those distinctions to our brand new Underwear Drawer feature. Here’s what I know! The four men in today’s round of iPhone Wars aren’t wearing briefs, and they aren’t wearing boxers. Therefore, I’m going to call whatever they’re wearing “boxer briefs” (whether it’s accurate or not).

So you know the routine by now, right? Basically, you take a look at these pictures and decide who’s the hottest. This isn’t a contest about who has the best boxer briefs (though their selection may influence your decision). It’s all about being shallow and judging someone on their physical appearance. Got it? Cool. Now, let’s all be superficial together…

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

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29 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boxer Briefs

  1. Too … many … good … choices …

    Ultimately went with D, though, although they are all very hot.

  2. The little redhead used to have his own tumblr account.  It was a feast of his body.  He’s adorable.  I wish he went back. :c

  3. Wow, all great choices this week, but finally voted for C, only because he gets bonus points for being a beefy grown man who still stuffs his junk into twink-appropriate, neon colored AE trunks.  Hey buddy…were all your Funderoos dirty?! 🙂 

  4. Omggggggg D is now at the top of my list for the world sexiest man. MH Daily place D in The Ten please and thank you

  5. D is smokin’ but something about the ginger (B)  just makes me want to eat him up!
    P.S. we’ve seen C before in one of these polls.

  6. I like how my comments keep getting deleted, repeatedly. B is 17 and still in high school. Let’s see how long it lasts this time…

  7. Although there are plenty of websites that are targeted toward providing different types of underwear, sleepwear and lingerie for women, there are not as many websites that specialize in providing comfy underwear for men.

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