Boxer briefs, trunks, whatever, whatever… We’ll leave those distinctions to our brand new Underwear Drawer feature. Here’s what I know! The four men in today’s round of iPhone Wars aren’t wearing briefs, and they aren’t wearing boxers. Therefore, I’m going to call whatever they’re wearing “boxer briefs” (whether it’s accurate or not).
So you know the routine by now, right? Basically, you take a look at these pictures and decide who’s the hottest. This isn’t a contest about who has the best boxer briefs (though their selection may influence your decision). It’s all about being shallow and judging someone on their physical appearance. Got it? Cool. Now, let’s all be superficial together…
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
Too … many … good … choices …
Ultimately went with D, though, although they are all very hot.
The little redhead used to have his own tumblr account. It was a feast of his body. He’s adorable. I wish he went back. :c
I’m giving the ginge some love. We need to respect and support our ginges!
C is just too handsome to turn down.
There all nice apart from C! Mr Tantastic =/
Who is D? How can I become his stalker?
Got to be D. Does he do porn? He should.
hard decision.. A.) and D.) are so hot! but D has those blue eyes and smaller build which I like.
Wow, all great choices this week, but finally voted for C, only because he gets bonus points for being a beefy grown man who still stuffs his junk into twink-appropriate, neon colored AE trunks. Hey buddy…were all your Funderoos dirty?! 🙂
I voted for him. Of course I have some kind of weird soft spot for cute redheads.
I can tell all of these guys are hot, but I’m not extremely attracted to any of them.
Odd.
Very tasty and cum worthy!!
Damn, i cant choose. Cant i pull all of them down and suck whats underneath?
Omggggggg D is now at the top of my list for the world sexiest man. MH Daily place D in The Ten please and thank you
B is too Pale, C is too Orange, D needs a Hair Stylist….A seems to be the clear winner 🙂
Fuck you, bed head is hot! :p
Ultimately D….and the other guys behind….LITERALLY! :p
D is smokin’ but something about the ginger (B) just makes me want to eat him up!
P.S. we’ve seen C before in one of these polls.
HOLY FUCK! D is the man of my dreams. Is he on Manhunt and can we see his Manjunk?
I like how my comments keep getting deleted, repeatedly. B is 17 and still in high school. Let’s see how long it lasts this time…
Although there are plenty of websites that are targeted toward providing different types of underwear, sleepwear and lingerie for women, there are not as many websites that specialize in providing comfy underwear for men.