Fucking balls! Can a blogger ever get a break from writing about conventionally attractive male celebrities running around in their skivvies? It appears that the answer is a big, fat “N-O”, because soccer player David Beckham just released a new ad for his H&M underwear line. Beyond excessive amounts of bulge, there’s a really great shot where he adjusts the leg of his boxer-briefs while clenching his muscular ass…
If you look closely enough, you can see a very small glimpse of his left cheek!
Not that we’re sex-crazed lunatics who care about things of that sort. Naturally, we’re just here to painstakingly analyze the fashion/comfort pros and cons of Beckham’s underwear line. That’s exactly what we’re here to do. Nothing less, nothing more! And we definitely won’t be masturbating to that GIF later tonight. Definitely not! Not a chance.
– Dewitt
Absorb all the hot fashion action below:
I don’t know…just thinking that he has “known” Victoria intimately, makes it all seem so unappealing. Just my opinion.
This guy is just so overrated… get it over! I’ve seen hotter soccerplayers. Just my opinion….
The hell he has a tramp stamp?
I’ve said it before; Beckham at the height of his fame was defending gay rights long before it was cool for sexy straight men to do so, and he got slammed for it primarily because he didn’t see anything wrong with standing up for something while still giving the boys something to lust over. He took the hit so that Ben Cohen and Chris Kluwe didn’t have to. Maybe you guys are just too young to remember but I do and for that alone the man has a lifetime pass from any homo-critic.
Agreed. It’s funny how most people don’t realize that being a “gay is ok” celebrity wasn’t always cool especially for professional athletes! Today you’re slammed for being homophobic, and it’s partly due to people like him that have spoken out in the past when they were slammed for NOT being homophobic.
damn! that gif just put me into a freakin’ swoon!–lol–Becks has always been one hella-hot guy, but he really is a cautionary example of how too much body-art can actually detract from the “masterpiece” of flesh & muscle he was born with…stay away from the tat parlor, baby!
… It doesn’t inspire confidence in me if their tanks will rip off while running through a bush.
I’m all pro-Beckham and all but that cheek that we “get to see” looks rather flabby…which makes no sense of course because look at that body but what the fuck? I think I’d rather have seen a close up of his shorts when he hops out of the pool. Oink.