When I came across Michael DiMartino's American Sign Language interpretation of Lady Gaga's "LoveGame" on Swish Embassy, a range of emotions flowed through my body. Though my feelings for the pants-free pop star's dance jams err on the side of distaste or utter ambivalence, I […]
Tag: Britney Spears
Heidi Montag Is The Next Pop Galaxy
Contrary to popular belief, I'm not the biggest fan of putting other people down or crushing their dreams. With that said, Heidi Montag needs to be stopped immediately. Though she hasn't quite committed Aubrey O'Day's crime of eternally ruining New Order's "Bizarre Love Triangle", she […]
If Beyonce Were a Boy… She’d Need a Toupee
Ever wondered what Beyonce would look like as a guy? Ok, maybe I have. Well, the people at The Sun read my mind and transformed A-list celebs into the opposite sex. Britney Spears makes a very fuckable guy while Beyonce's male counterpart needs a toupee […]
Madam President Britney Spears!
Britney Spears as President of the United States? If it happens we can expect free pie and a nightclub on the moon! It's never going to happen but Britney did a funny "Top Ten" on David Letterman last night of what would change if she […]
Britney Spears Airport Dance
Back when the Dreamgirls movie came out, I had a moment in Grand Central Station where I wanted to drop all my luggage, start pointing at people and sing "And you, and you, and you, you're gonna love me!" Don't look at me like that. It's not […]
Disco Lives On This Week’s Song of Summer Charts
Skeptics of the disco revival are going to be severely disappointed when they set their eyes on this week's Song of Summer charts. Apparently you took my threat from to infiltrate the Song of Summer charts with a giant dose of cock failed miserably, so […]
2009 MTV VMA Nominees Announced
Even if the network rarely plays music videos and these awards mean pretty much nothing… the nominees for the MTV Video Music Awards have been announced! Britney Spears, Beyonce and Lady Gaga are leading the pack, leading us to wonder if the same guys who vote […]
This Week’s Song of Summer Charts Attempt To Grow Some Balls
We received some pretty great suggestions for this week's Song of Summer charts, including Cascada, Jordin Sparks, Little Boots, Kellie Pickler and Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Unfortunately, we couldn't use any of them. After "broke bitch" Lady Gaga. Are you completely confused right now? Perhaps I should […]
This Week’s Song of Summer Charts Doused In Estrogen
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When Fandom Goes Wrong
Oh, hell to the no! Here's a bit of advice. If you're planning on getting a tattoo, you better be prepared to stick with it for a long-ass time. In other words, you probably shouldn't print the lyrics of Britney Spears' "Circus" on your back […]