What’s better than Nick and Aaron Carter combined? This is totally a trick question, considering the answer is “pretty much anything”. However, the response we’re really looking for involves dropping the first names altogether, leaving us with nothing more than “Carter“. Now that we’ve covered […]
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Top or Bottom: Fernando
We’re taking things to an international level for this week’s edition of Top or Bottom! Today’s contestant is a Portuguese hottie named Fernando, and it’s up to you to decide whether he prefers getting plowed on all fours or shoving his cock into another man’s […]
Top or Bottom: Joe
If yesterday’s Woof Alert didn’t have enough meat on his bones, then you’re going to love today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series! His name is Joe, and he’s one sexy-ass bear. We mean that with extreme emphasis on “sexy ass”, because this guy’s […]
Twink Tank: Parker Allen Brookes
Have you been following Dominic Ford‘s live reality show, So You Think You Can Fuck? It’s like watching an episode of America’s Next Top Model, except there’s less fashion and more penises in buttholes. Okay, so maybe it’s absolutely nothing like ANTM, but the two […]
Top or Bottom: Charles
Today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series hasn’t had sex in seven months. Although this probably isn’t something he’d want me to advertise, it won’t be too long before you realize this has nothing to do with his physical appearance. He recently moved to […]
The Ten: Goodbye Heath, Hello Alessandro!
It’s time for another round of The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men on the planet! In this round, Alessandro Calza takes over the throne, following in the footsteps of the recently-retired Heath Jordan. Can he stay ahead with Nick Ayler and Ash […]
Top or Bottom: Dietz23
Today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom is a pre-med student from South Dakota. He goes by the alias of Dietz23, and he’s definitely one horny little fucker! What does he like to get into when he’s all riled up? We already know, but you’ll […]
Twink Tank: Jayden Ellis
Every now and then, we come across a guy who’s almost too adorable for gay porn, and there’s no doubt whether Jayden Ellis falls into this category. He’s the human equivalent of a cute woodland creature from Snow White. It’s not easy to look at […]
Top or Bottom: Ian
Join us as we extend a very warm welcome to Ian, the latest contestant in our Top or Bottom series. This fuzzy fellow hails from the land down under, and he’s one of the horniest guys who’s ever e-mailed us! But what’s he looking for–a […]
Twink Tank: Aarron Jackson
It’s amazing that we’ve been running our Twink Tank feature for several months now, and we’ve yet to include any models from a website called Twinks. Perhaps it was a little too obvious for our tastes? Nope, I’m not even going to pretend to come […]

