Penises are weird! Sometimes, when you want them to get hard, they taunt you by remaining flaccid. Then there are those inappropriate occasions when you don’t want to have an erection, yet your little friend decides it’d be a perfect time to poke out for […]
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Who Ordered A Boner Kill With A Side of Hot Mess?
Let's say you're running late to meet a friend but you're plagued by an erection that just won't go down. Solution? Look at this picture of Brooke Hogan. If my calculations are correct, you will forget you have a penis within five seconds. I'm considering […]