Penises are weird! Sometimes, when you want them to get hard, they taunt you by remaining flaccid. Then there are those inappropriate occasions when you don’t want to have an erection, yet your little friend decides it’d be a perfect time to poke out for some fun.
We’ve all been there, right? You’re sitting across from a really hot guy, casually attempting to sneak glimpses at his package. Then, you suddenly realize that you’re in a public place, and there’s a tiny old woman sitting next to you. Also, there’s a huge tent in your pants.
In this situations, it’s best to discover the opposite of your trigger, something that turns you off in a similar fashion to Sam and Finn’s experiment on Glee. This doesn’t necessarily have to be something horrific, digusting or traumatizing. Every now and then, humor can do the trick…
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Badpuppy
To find out how to make Brad Star less bonerific, follow the JUMP:
I challenge you to focus on Brad’s cock without getting distracted…
I think you made have made a bigger problem for some gay guys and the ones who like the bi the way thread a Betty White with a dick will be the ultimate fantasy (not mine I hasten to add!)
I had no idea that Betty White had a big boner…I guess that answers her “staying power” on TV all these years! LOL
Come on Dewitt – Betty White?!!!! Of all the females you could pick – Pelosi, Palin,,,leave Betty alone.
And sorry – Brad is just too scorchingly hot and hung to reverse the “launch” sequence, at least for me. So many football jock fantasies of that stud.
Oh great, now you’ve made me want Betty White to fuck me!!!
wow that wasn’t coool wondering what got into Dewitt head
that was weird.
Gee, DeWitt, it wasn’t that hard to concentrate on Brad’s cock. I just scrolled the screen down to Brad’s neck. LOL
Why is everyone talking about Betty White? Was her picture in the post? I didn’t notice. I was too busy licking my screen trying to get….well….nevermind what I was trying to do.
Oh i think a real boner killer would be remembering the worse sex you’ve ever had, then picture that in real life again and again.
The picture showing the original head would be nice
The picture showing the original head would be nice
I lol’d
Challenge accepted and completed.
Next?
I always think about how I’d learn new gymnastics skills and completely focus on that. That seem to always work. However, every now and then my brain will trail off on a wild tangent and I’ll end up thinking about the hot guys that I took the class with…erection all over again.
oh jeez… now im gonna get hard every time i see betty white!!!
Oh Dewitt, too funny. I love it.
Oh Dewitt, too funny. I love it.
uncool that you used betty white in this, she is legend
not gonna lie i could do it lol
everytime i have a unexpected hard on, i think of my mom talking. NOTHING makes a boner hide than your mothers voice!
Think of Ann Coulter’s vagina. That will kill your boner for hours.
holy shit ya ann coulter definetly mine just went completly flaccid when i saw betty white but remember dewitt wanted humor and humor can distract you from a boner so who better than the queen of comedy than betty white
LOL@Ssfmassage
This guy is very attractive and he would make the perfect Christmas gift. After seeing Miss Betty’s picture on his body, my penis went soft. LOL