Grady Sizemore has signed with the Boston Red Sox. This is amazing for two reasons. A) He’s incredibly hot, and he will be changing in a locker room on the regular a scant seven minutes from my cubicle. Because you never know! B) It gives […]
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The Locker Room: Hot Winter Olympians 2014
Yes, the 2014 Winter Olympics are being held in a country where gay people are slightly more welcome than smallpox. There’s no way to change it. Because the Olympics are revenue for a lot of people, and there’s no way bitches are going to choose […]
The Locker Room: Saúl Álvarez
Saúl Álvarez is a Mexican pro boxer known in his country as “El Canelo”. It translates as “cinnammon” because of his ginge. Isn’t that precious? Isn’t he precious? He’s so hunky and has that baby face with the freckles. But then you get in the […]
The Locker Room: Trevor Knight (The Non-Porn One)
“Trevor Knight” was trending on Twitter this morning, and it was exciting! It looked like he had finally gotten the mainstream recognition he so richly deserves. But it wasn’t OUR Trevor Knight people were tweeting about. This Trevor Knight is a college football star who […]
The Locker Room: Cooper Cronk
“The Locker Room” runs on Tuesdays. Scheduling is not a factor when you see Cooper Cronk for the first time. He’s a giant rugby star in Australia. They call him “Cronk”. And I NEED to see his CRANK. He’s so sexy hot. My gay face […]
I Want The Chicago Gay Hockey Association For Christmas
Hockey players are the best. As any connoisseur of ass will tell you, skating makes your ass BIG and ROUND. “Hockey butt” is a thing. And being a GAY hockey player means there’s a possibility to get up in those muscled asses! The Chicago Gay Hockey […]
If You Must Do A Lip Synch Vid, Male Gymnasts Are Mandatory
The Purdue University Gymnastics team taped themselves looking incredibly fit and lip-synching Sub Focus’ “Tidal Wave”. Truth be told, whenever one of these lip-synch vids rears its glittery head in our office, everyone issues a collective groan. There are just so many of them, and […]
Sexy Gay Celebrity Couple Alert: Robbie Rogers & Greg Berlanti
Robbie Rogers is an openly gay pro soccer player and media darling. Greg Berlanti is a very successful television creator and shockingly good-looking for a guy who works behind the scenes. They have joined forces as a couple who likes to dress up in police […]
Openly Gay Gymnastic Champion Kalon Ludvigson Persevering After Accident
Kalon Ludvigson is one of those athletic savant people. He was the youngest member on the US gymnastics team at 16, and went on to win twenty World Cup and World Championships Medals in 2011. He suffered a devastating accident while teaching at a training camp […]
The Locker Room: Are The Red Sox Beards Sexy Or Scraggly?
We’re in the middle of the World Series, and not being a gigantic sports fan, my main concern is – are the now famous Red Sox beards attractive? Do my beloved Boston boys look good with the beards they began growing in spring training? Or […]