I Want The Chicago Gay Hockey Association For Christmas

Hockey players are the best. As any connoisseur of ass will tell you, skating makes your ass BIG and ROUND. “Hockey butt” is a thing. And being a GAY hockey player means there’s a possibility to get up in those muscled asses! The Chicago Gay Hockey Association shot this heartwarming and only slightly off-key version of Mariah Carey‘s “All I Want For Christmas” for your holiday enjoyment.

You’re rolling your eyes and thinking “another one?” This one is different. They’re singing for real! They can slapshot things, check your ass (please!), and sing their holiday joy. These cuties are multi-talented. All I want for Christmas is them. Preferably in their jockstraps. I’ll bring my stick.

– J. Harvey

Watch the Chicago Gay Hockey Association kill it on Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas” below:



10 thoughts on “I Want The Chicago Gay Hockey Association For Christmas

  1. They sound much better when they sing in their natural range rather than trying to do the falsetto. And this video proves not all gay men have rhythm and can dance! Cute video.

  2. As Cindi Lauper famously sang, “gays just want to have fun” and these gays (and a gal) certainly know how to have fun!

  3. And the irony is – the choir I am in (here in Toronto), is doing a musicological journey through the 12 days of christmas, and the 12th day is done to the theme for hockey night in Canada, and goes “12 hunky hockey players” my true love gave to me….

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