I have never wanted to be a lady person more in my life than when Tony Goldwyn yanked Kerry Washington into that White House server room, nailed her amongst the coaxial cables, then told her he couldn’t control his erections around her. That happened last […]
Look at the cakes on him! That’s Argentinoenbcn. Guess what country he and his earthly delight of an ass are from? Seriously, BUTT. Those bouncy cheeks are putting the rest of the asses to shame. Don’t you just want to stick every available appendage between them? […]
Wait, so some of these fellas can post COCK AND BALLS PICS on Facebook, and they nixed our page two summers ago for one dude having bulgey underwear? The “F” in Facebook stands for “fascist”. Tumblr continues to serve as a tremendous source of wank […]
Is your Monday afternoon dragging? Let’s spice it up. Here’s twink supermodel River Viiperi and his bare asscheeks. And there’s some bush for good measure. We can’t sign off on that weird medical-brace-thong-thingy they have him in, but it DOES tend to lift and separate […]
Witness that perfect moment when someone’s name is so appropriate, so right, that it’s like every tumbler and clockwork cog in the universe clicked into place and all has been revealed to us. Yes, Jake Butt’s position on the University of Michigan’s football team is […]
DontSkipMeals‘ profile asks if there’s “anyone nice?” out in the Manhunt universe. Is he kidding? All you have to be is nice to get with him? Pardon me while I go to pass out rice on the streets of Calcutta. The body on this bastard! […]
Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat is one of the most popular players in the NBA. This isn’t just because he’s handy with a big orange ball. He’s also known for being one of the most fashionable pro athletes around. And then there’s the BODY. […]
In n’ out, your t-shirt says? Oh, I’ll go in n’ out on you, beefandtattoos. And I don’t mean verbally. Please sit that ass directly on my face. Your ass is so fine that my tongue would grow to the size of that pitchy stripper‘s […]
That ass is why speed skating is one of the most underrated sports of all time. Blake Skjellerup is an openly gay pro speed skater. If he makes it to this year’s Sochi Winter Olympics, he will be the first out gay athlete to compete […]
I was as shocked as the rest of the world when, during our exclusive interview, Colby Jansen suddenly gave a shout-out to my spiritual yet earthy co-blogger Dewitt and revealed he would have bottomed for him! We edited it out, but I audibly gasped, clutched […]
