Sponge Harris Is Totally Bisexual

Tim Eyster, Sponge Harris, sexuality, gay, bisexual, Salute Your Shorts, actor, television, TV, Nickelodeon, childhood

This may be a generational thing, but did anyone else grow up watching Nickelodeon's Salute Your Shorts? There was a dorky character on the show named Sponge Harris, and the actor who plays him (Tim Eyster) thinks that he would have grown up to be gay. I guess life imitates art, because Eyster himself turned out to be bisexual. My mind is officially blown.

– Dewitt

To see what Eyster looks like now, follow the JUMP:

Tim Eyster, Sponge Harris, sexuality, gay, bisexual, Salute Your Shorts, actor, television, TV, Nickelodeon, childhood

8 thoughts on “Sponge Harris Is Totally Bisexual

  1. sentence structure? Who thinks he would turn out gay – the character or the actor? The actor is bi?

  2. The actor thought the character would end up gay, and the actor is bi sexual, and in the picture (which is 8 years old it looks like) is really cute, I’d do him.

  3. “Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts. But when I think about you… It maked me wanna fart.”

  4. Er… the date written on the picture says 2001. So as for the “To see what Eyster looks like now, follow the JUMP:” statement, I kind of don’t think that’s what he looks like now, at 30 years old.

  5. Major gayface!
    And couldn’t you find a photo more recent than 8 years ago?
    Eat Your Shorts was one of my favorite childhood shows!

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