Today in Manhunt Daily history, I have confirmed my bizarre fascination with Joey Lawrence. The actor, primarily known for saying “Whoa!” on Blossom, somehow managed to blow enough studio executives to get a second season of Melissa & Joey on the air.
This is relevant (and totally important) because Melissa & Joey allows scenes like this to happen. It would be even more relevant if Joey’s television counterpart followed in his footsteps and joined the Chippendales for a few weeks… On that note, can we start a petition to edit footage of Joey Lawrence in a g-string into Magic Mike? It might actually convince me to see Magic Mike, which is starting to look more plastic and boring with each day that passes.
Click through and imagine yourself jizzing on Joey’s chesticles: