Separated at Birth: Teyona and Beavis

Teyona, Beavis

Here at MANHUNT Daily, we don't just point out similarities between various porn stars and Michael Phelps. We also write about really important things… like how America's Next Top Model contestants bear strong resemblances to annoying MTV cartoon characters. Doesn't Teyona from Cycle 12 kind of look like Beavis?

Has anyone else been watching this cycle? Tyra and the judges are all over Teyona's dick, and she's not even all that. I suppose that's hypocritical of me considering that I'm a huge fan of Allison, even though she makes the same face in every photo. But who cares? I could look at that same weirdo-face forever.

Who do you think will win? I'm predicting a Teyona, Celia and Allison finale, with the Great Cornholio taking the crown.

– Dewitt 

4 thoughts on “Separated at Birth: Teyona and Beavis

  1. I love Allison, but I don’t think she’ll win. I used to think Celia would win but now Tyra is starting to think she’s too old. So I think it’ll be Fo. I hope it’s not Teyona, she was one of the least prettiest girls this season IMO.

  2. I’d say Teyona’s bone structure most likely resembles that of the alien from the “Alien” movie franchise…haha
    However, she is fierce and her pics are great, but she’s also a bitch.
    IDK, my fav is Celia
    and I don’t care much for this cycle.

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