Secret Sex: Lieutenant Jim Dangle

No, I don’t want to have sex with Thomas Lennon. My heart belongs to his Lieutenant Jim Dangle, the character he plays on Reno 911. Every time I’m watching reruns of that show, I can’t help wondering what lies within those short-shorts. And the mustache? Even if it’s just for comic effect, it’s still hot in a weird way.

Has anyone seen the “Murder Mystery” episode? There’s a moment where he rolls into the locker room wearing nothing but a jockstrap, and I was surprised to learn that he actually has a decent body. Look, I can’t be the only one who wants to get frisked by this officer! Admit it guys… you totally want to do him.

– Dewitt

10 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Lieutenant Jim Dangle

  1. I agree Dewitt!!!! OMG last Halloween this super hot guy at a straight club was dressed up like JIm Dangle it was such a fucking turn on!!!!! I took him home!!!!! Now Reno 911 holds a special place in my heart!

  2. When I was with the local Sheriff’s Office (for real, yo) years ago there was a deputy who was gay, though it was one of those, “open secrets”. Looked almost exactly like Dangle, except for the lack of a mustache.

    Of course, Reno, 911 is shockingly close to real life law enforcement so I always get a kick out of it. Add to that Nick Swanson as Terry the Hooker… Yum!

  3. Glad to see this post return, haha.

    Dangle is pure sex. The entire male cast of Reno 911, actually, is sexy as hell. I’d love to see Dangle, Junior and the voice of Rocko fool around for sure.

  4. I love, love, love the show. But silly me, I just cringe when I see him in his tight shorts! lol I don’t know why! Usually I like to see a man in tight shorts.. Go figure.

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