No, I don’t want to have sex with Thomas Lennon. My heart belongs to his Lieutenant Jim Dangle, the character he plays on Reno 911. Every time I’m watching reruns of that show, I can’t help wondering what lies within those short-shorts. And the mustache? Even if it’s just for comic effect, it’s still hot in a weird way.
Has anyone seen the “Murder Mystery” episode? There’s a moment where he rolls into the locker room wearing nothing but a jockstrap, and I was surprised to learn that he actually has a decent body. Look, I can’t be the only one who wants to get frisked by this officer! Admit it guys… you totally want to do him.