Secret Sex: James Maslow

James Maslow, gay secret sex lust

So last weekend I was watching Spongebob Squarepants. Don't judge! I had a hangover, and I needed to indulge something completely mindless. Plus, it led to an exciting discovery. During the commercial break, there was a promo for this show called Big Time Rush. I guess it's about a fake boy band or something?

So as I'm watching this ad, one of the guy lifts his shirt and shows off a perfect set of abs. I'm pretty sure he was James Maslow, the twenty year-old actor and singer who plays "James" on the show. Clearly, they were very creative when it came to naming their characters.

This boy is straight out of a twink porno. In fact, it wouldn't be too surprising if he's actually done twink porn. And did I mention that his abs are perfect? Feel free to start drooling over him whenever you want to, because I'd like to know that I'm not alone in lusting after a guy my teenage cousin is probably obsessed with.

– Dewitt

13 thoughts on “Secret Sex: James Maslow

  1. Been there, done that! He is hot. Every Friday night after iCarly this dad is having ‘family tv time’ and thinking impure thoughts. Is it wrong that I dvr’d the ab show last week and jerked off to it? Twice?

  2. If you like him, you should check out David Henrie from Disney’s Wizard’s of Waverly Place. You can google him and and see plenty of pictures of him without a shirt on and completely chiseled abs.

  3. wow. never heard of him. And you are watching some weird ass lame TV. kinda creepy of you to be honest. pass

  4. Haha omg lets NOT talk about James Maslow. I went to highschool with him and hes totally full of himself

  5. sympathetic character, really makes me laugh lots with sympathetic friends this fable is great with their follies and their occurrences, while the original feel very good the other blog.

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