Secret Sex: David Cross


The other day, I was watching reruns of Arrested Development with a friend. Without thinking, I blurted out, "Is it wrong that I'd totally have sex with Tobias?" And without hesitation, she turned to me and said, "Um, are you kidding me? How would you even do it if he's a never-nude?" Basically, her answer to my question was "yes".

Yet despite all of her constant jokes about my taste in men, I still stand that I'd bang the shit out of David Cross. It could have something to do with my general attraction to funny people. Or maybe I just have a thing for funny-looking people. Whatever the case may be, you're now free to point your fingers, laugh at me and say I'm "on crack" for wanting this guy.

– Dewitt

To see some shots of David Cross as Tobias, follow the JUMP:




7 thoughts on “Secret Sex: David Cross

  1. Dewitt perhaps your attraction 2 funny People is because U Dewitt R one of those ( as U say ) funny looking People …

  2. He looks a lot like Robert Picardo (The Holographic Doctor from Star Trek Voyager). LOL
    I don’t think there’s anything wrong with wanting to fuck him. He does have that hotness about him 🙂

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