Secret Sex: Bruno

It’s amazing that Bruno somehow manages to be gayer than Sasha Baron Cohen‘s character of the same name. You can feel free to talk shit about his masculinity factor, but when we’re dealing with a man who proudly walks down the street in a speedo and pink heels? He’s twice the man that you are.

Although we don’t know much about this mysterious individual, we can’t stop watching his lip-synch video for Rihanna‘s “Rude Boy”. There’s something about his carefree gyrations that’s utterly hypnotic. Honestly, it’s quite possible that one-hundred of his 293 YouTube views are from our headquarters alone.

– Dewitt

To watch Bruno’s rendition of “Rude Boy”, follow the JUMP:

39 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Bruno

  1. I must not have been paying attention. I’ve known Bruno for a few years now and I’ve NEVER seen this!

    too good…
    too good.

  2. I agree that it takes a whole lotta man to walk down the street in high heels and a speedo! I certainly ain’t that man and I’ll give credit where credit is due!

  3. If he could dance, it might be hot, but even then – he reminds me a drag queen which I’m so not into.

  4. Uh, just “no!” So not feeling this video though I do love the song…however it gets creativity points.

  5. Umm. It does NOT take a man to walk down the streets with a speedo and high heel shoes on. It takes a WOMAN! Sorry. That is revolting. No.. I’m not sorry. That’s just revolting.

  6. YAAAAAY BIIITCH!!! That opening walk was genious, girl! You know, there seems to be a lot of haters here. To echo the earlier comment from Michael, “Life is about having fun and feeling fabulous. Clearly this guy is nailing that.” You would think that a group of people that are discriminated against and ridiculed at every turn would be more open to supporting those that go against the grain of the mainstream. If he wants to walk down the street in fabulous pink heels and a speedo then that’s his right to do so. It doesn’t break any of our society’s laws, and it is not obscene in any way. Who cares if a few conservative nut jobs are afraid of anything that doesn’t resemble a husband, wife, two kids, a dog and a cat and a white picket fence! Major props to my girl Bruno for having the major balls to feel young, fabulous, and free! It’s your world diva, and I can’t wait to see more! 😀

  7. Oops, I misspelled genius in the previous post. Oh well, I’m sure some super hater will post troll-like comments about that too!

  8. HE is NOT a girl! You nutjob! You are SO contradictory! Girl has the balls??? Sheesh!
    Is it against the law? Nope! Does it make HIM a man? NO! Neither does it make HIM a girl! You are so twisted in your post, Heinrich! I think you must want a woman more than a man if this is the way you feel!
    I wasn’t hating. I just posted my thoughts. It’s America, remember?
    BTW, I live life and feel great! And I don’t need to walk down the street in a speedo and pink high heels to acheive that!

  9. Excuse me. Achieve. Not acheive. Before you “hate” on that.
    So… Just because we disagree with you, we are trolls. Love the name calling one has to do to make a point. And yes, I used Nutjob, only in reference to your “nutjob” remark.

  10. Love it! The “bananas” shot made me actually laugh out loud. Would I sleep with, let alone date, him–probably not. (I’m sure the feeling would be mutual if we ever met.) But, stand up and cheer for him? Salute his sassiness, creativity, and sheer ballsiness? You bet! Bruno rocks!!! Can’t wait to see what he does next.

  11. Thanks for the post!! This is ME!! HAHAHAHA my cousin and good friend Daniel just directed me to this blog.. and haters, lovers a like.. I was just having fun in the street of LA. Thanks for the comments!!!!

  12. I’ve know this Bruno for a couple of years and never knew how talented he is. He’s got the balls to be open about his own sexuality tpp

  13. Maybe it’s because I was incredibly bored with the video…but has anyone noticed the audio was only 1-channeled on the left? We got cheated out of surround sound…now I have to go find her real video 😉

  14. TALENT!?!? As a professional musician, I take offense to that being called talent! Lol. Give me a break! Prancing around in high heeled shoes is NOT talent! Sheesh! Women do that every day! And yes, I know he is reading this blog. I just have to take exception when this is called talent. Come on guys! Really?!?

  15. Well Todd, I in no way care about the video, but maybe since he isn’t bent over a chair or couch this may be a new talent for him? I dunno, just saying lol *shrugs* He really should give his sister back her heels though.

  16. IMO it could have been more fun if he would have incorporated some sort of dancing the video. I give him 9+ for the courage and will to do such a thing like that. Most of us would not even carry a gay flag in public and a boy (or a girl in other peoples’ perspecitve) was brave enough to express himself and have a good time on the same time. In short I liked it.

  17. He was cute, and I didn’t expect that for some reason…most times flaming queens don’t catch my eye for the good reasons, but this one did.

  18. HOLY BALLS!! I’ve known Bruno for just about 8 years and I’ve seen him do some crazy shit. But this? HA! Love it.

    If you all knew him, this would NOT surprise you at all.

    I’m going to call his ass right now and tell him how much I loved this shit…LOL

  19. The Saint approves.

    bruno did something that more than a few of us can only wish we were brave enough for, if not just once in a blue moon.

    my hats off to you, brudder.

  20. Talent? I don’t know about this guy, but does he actually do something other than gyrate around in heels? Because any real queen can do that.

  21. I mean… Good for him for having fun and being ridiculous but, eh, he’s not my type. Also, those heels are adorable. Love ’em.

    @ToddM Watch the documentary Butch factor, it discusses a lot of issues you seem to be bringing up. I enjoyed it.

  22. The website for Butch Factor says something about “Embracing effeminacy as they reveal what it is to be a gay man today” …. Really? I’m not effeminate. And I don’t like my guy to be either. Not ALL gay guys are! So.. I doubt it changes my opinion of this video any at all. I’m sure you will call me close minded, but that’s ok. I’m just saying, if I wanted an effeminate person, I’d get me a woman. It’s a huge turn off to me.

  23. ^ I’m with Todd on this one….I love men and want me a man. If I wanted a chick to annoy me, I’d just pick on of the many that constantly flirt with me and try to get me into their places.

  24. YAYUH, Ralphie!!!! Look at all this shit U stirred up!!! LOVE IT! Maybe people just down on you because you’re not afraid to be open….

  25. No, Tanya, it’s because he acts like a girl. Yeah, that’s why. I have no problem being open myself. Unless being open is acting this way. Then, yeah, I have a problem with it.

  26. People have the right to be anyway they want or act. But i have to agree with ToddM. By no means am i straight acting, i am just me.. a guy who likes to be with men, not men that feel they need to express their female side. And we wonder why the gay community has so many people hate/ discriminate against us. I know this sounds horrible what i’ve written but sorry it’s true.. Do you think if gay men didn’t play it up and just be male, that the discrimination and hate wouldn’t be as bad.. Flaunting it in peoples faces “we’re here, we’re queer” to prove a point doesn’t always help, it sometimes just aggrevates. They already know that “we’re here and we’re queer”.
    This is just my opinion.. like i said at the start.. be the way you want to be, as long as it’s you and not some act!

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