The other day, I was having a conversation with one of my supreme besties, and we stumbled upon the topic of Aziz Ansari. For those not in the know, he plays sidekick to Amy Poehler on NBC’s Parks and Recreation. So we were basically chatting about how funny he is, and then I had to confess something–I’m totes crushin’ on Aziz.
My friend didn’t really understand my lusty feelings, so the only reply she could muster was, “He’s so small! I bet he’s totally a bottom.” For some reason, this caused me to laugh so hard that I almost fell off my desk-chair. As far as I know, Mr. Ansari is unfortunately straight. But hey, Aziz, if you’re reading this and ever want to try getting fucked in the ass… call me!
– Dewitt
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no need to keep it a secret: BE PROUD!
SHOUT IT OUT!
SCREAM IT LOUD!
there shall be no shame in wanting to bang, and be banged, by mr. ansari!
Yeah I agree. He’s cute and funny.
he only likes flowers in his mouth by the looks of it.
yuk can just imagine his tiny little pink/purple dick.
totally lame post.
Uhh heck yeah, i was thinking the same thing while watching [parks and rec] last nite. he’s jus soo cute
He’s a little on the twinky side for me. Combine that with his character’s personality on P&R, and I’m not super-interested. Although, get a few beers in me, and who knows?