Elvis could have risen from the grave and recorded a comeback track with a non-hologram version of Tupac Shakur, and I still would have chosen Fiona Apple as this morning’s musical selection. After a string of (what I’ve heard to be) utterly fantastic live performances, […]
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Celebrity Skin: J.D. Wiles (And Assorted Others)
I had no idea who this fellow was until I saw some screencaps of his ass on Evil Twin. They’re from a movie called The Ten. It’s a bunch of comedic actors (and Winona Ryder – who it’s always good to see acting as opposed […]
Would You Hit That?: Fran Kranz
I love my country. But, like many Americans, it periodically annoys the fuck out of me. What is today’s first world problem, you might ask? The newest Nicholas Sparks shitshow is #2 at the box office and the utterly brilliant, scary, and hysterical The Cabin […]
Who The Hell Won?: Week of 4/16/12
I’m going to start a Tumblr called Hot Athletic Champions Biting Their Medals. Then I’m going to start one called Hot Athletic Champions Biting Superimposed Penises. By the way, that’s future “The Locker Room” selection Matthew Mitcham. He’s the openly gay diver, so you know […]
Why Can’t More Commercials Be Like This?
Whenever they have some hooker shilling Doritos on TV in a bippy top and cut-offs halfway up her vagine, I get resentful. How come there isn’t a male equivalent? Why isn’t there a dude in a thong eating a Big Mac on my screen vee? […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Colby Keller, Chris Crocker & Curtain Cock (Also Ben Cohen’s Thighs)
Well, here’s another Manhunt Daily tongue twister—Colby Keller, Chris Crocker and curtain cock. As you’re getting settled with your morning coffee, we encourage you to master the art of alliteration and annunciation by saying that five times fast. Or you could just look at pictures […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Donny Wright
It feels like we’ve featured Donny Wright a million times in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series! However, this is only the second time we’ve highlighted his mouthwatering, uncut member. We guess we’re just thinking about it so much that it feels like we’ve posted about […]
Top Or Bottom: Paul Iacono
Actor Paul Iacono came out this week. He’s not a gigantic celebrity, but he did play a character with an enormous cock. So he’s got that going for him. Someone recently bitched me out for always featuring straight dudes in “Top Or Bottom” so here’s […]
Caption This: Wiener Roast
Here is a picture of a naked guy sitting on a stump and drinking a beer. His friends (or some ghosts) are roasting wieners over a campfire, and one of them is blocking our view of his wiener. Loose translation? It’s time for another round […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Four Dudes Pairing Off And Slow Dancing
This is so sweet. I’m not even sure they’re hetero, but who cares? Four young men recapture their high school dances with some sweet slow dancing of their own. This video had me mesmerized. They’re so cute! And don’t give a damn. We love the […]

