As we all know by now, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane pissed off a ton of people as the host of this weekend’s Oscars ceremony. His opening number, “We Saw Your Boobs“, was only one of many immature, unfunny, misogynist jokes throughout the night, which […]
There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
Truth be told, you don’t even have to be a comic book nerd to appreciate the idea of Wolverine making out with mythological hero Hercules. (We can all thank Hugh Jackman for that.) There have apparently been rumors swirling around since September that the two characters shared […]
Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You […]
AlunaGeorge‘s “Attracting Flies” was accurately described by Stereogum as “probably the sweetest song about telling someone he is full of shit”. It also serves as the first time I’ve officially understood the growing hype around the English duo, who have gained both critical and public […]
You’re always asking us to dig up recent pictures of the men featured in our Flashback Friday series, as if we have some mystical device that locates former gay porn stars the way Professor X‘s Cerebro finds fellow mutants. The fact of the matter is […]
Even in this day and age, fraternities have a tendency to be associated with date rape, homophobic behavior and excessive partying. This is pretty fucking ridiculous. Life isn’t a scene from Fraternity X, and there are plenty of Greek organizations that enrich their college campuses […]
I’ve been celebrating the fourth birthday of my own Tumblr with a month-long competition to see who readers think is the Hottest Man In 2013. The competition has been… interesting, and full of surprises. It started off with 64 men from all walks of life: […]
Am I the only person who never heard of Showtime‘s House of Lies until people started posting naked screen-caps all over the place? Oh! I guess not. The series has a relatively well-known cast, including Don Cheadle, Kristen Bell, Anna Camp and Ben Schwartz (otherwise known as Jean-Ralphio […]
Has there been a void in your life since the last Seth Fornea photo shoot? Are you still crying tears of hot white semen over Kennedy Carter‘s retirement from the gay porn industry? Do you have the urge to watch a gorgeous redhead stroke his […]
