The title of this post is one-hundred percent serious. I’m going to leave Manhunt Daily in the capable hands of Lawrence and Charley Flynn for the next few hours and go on a quest to bury my face between Fratmen model Mario‘s fuzzy ass cheeks. Once […]
It’s not often that you get a piece of music, nay – a cultural artifact – that combines and brings focus to so many dimensions of dreadful, but here we are in the first week of October 2013, and we’ve scored. Avril Lavigne, the impish […]
This morning I was awakened to the sound of a dipshit plumber and a dipshit contractor arguing at 7am and then tearing apart the apartment above mine by ripping the whole thing up and throwing large pieces of wood and plaster out the third floor […]
It was 2am on a Saturday night. I stumbled into my kitchen to make poor decisions and eat leftover fried chicken whilst drunk, when I saw an ominous package sitting atop the fridge. It was an empty box of Barilla rigatoni, taunting me just days […]
There were two huge gay porn announcements that had everyone talking last week—the trailer for Lukas Ridgeston‘s comeback to Bel Ami and the utterly epic news that Colby Jansen will soon be taking a nine-inch cock in an upcoming scene for MEN.COM‘s “Top To Bottom” series. […]
Leftovers and sloppy seconds get a bad rap. The three oral scenes you’re about to watch were tossed aside when I got a little too excited about Glenn‘s hairy bubble butt making another appearance on Chaos Men. They’re not bad by any means! In fact, […]
Good news! I have some good news. The bad news is, MEN.COM specifically asked me to keep my stupid slut mouth closed and post this trailer without revealing too much information. Before today, they revealed four things about the next total top to get fucked […]
Pardon my excitement. Davis just happens to be one of my favorite gay porn performers to have emerged in 2012. With only three scenes under his belt, he came out as the second Best Hole of 2012 and the eighth Best Ass of 2012. Ever […]
It is well-known that I am a greedy whore who demands dick, ass and dozens of rimjobs for his birthday. While I am not sure the ten men featured on the list below are necessarily looking for casual sex with your average horny blogger, I […]
Bobby Clark and Nick Parker are teammates, although there appears to be a remarkable amount of confusion over what team they’re playing for. Bobby dons football gear in a few promo shots for their scene in Hot House‘s Dream Team. Nick is curiously dolled up […]
