It is well-known that I am a greedy whore who demands dick, ass and dozens of rimjobs for his birthday. While I am not sure the ten men featured on the list below are necessarily looking for casual sex with your average horny blogger, I am approaching this from a purely shallow standpoint where their bodies should be mine, because duh, it’s my birthday. I should get whatever the hell I want.
For my twenty eighth year on this awful planet called Earth, I will settle for nothing less than being thrown into a room with an economy-sized bottle of lube, hundreds of condoms, a large quantity of good beer and these ten highly attractive fellows. I’m not going to get overly concerned about the finer details like who’ll top or who’ll bottom. We’ll just let nature take its course and do whatever feels right. Yeah, that sounds like the perfect birthday celebration to me…
– Dewitt
Check out a list of ten men I want for my birthday below:
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dvirile82 (Australia):
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life_is_a_mystery (Canada):
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ags_guy22 (Mexico):
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wishuwerequeer88 (USA):
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nyl_40 (Brazil):
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marcelobo30 (Peru):
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TomVonBom (UK):
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PIPEMD (Colombia):
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fredman22 (Canada):
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HairyCanuck (USA):
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Dewitt~
If that is your picture (you naughty boy) at the top of this blog, then you should have no trouble getting all that you want, and moresome. In fact, if you can make room for an 11th participant, I would be happy to comply and join the party, as sort of the icing on the cake, or whatever it requires~
Rick in Costa Rica
Heh, I wish that were me, Rick! It’s Manhunt member HairyCanuck, the last guy listed in this post.
your taste is in your ass
Hey, DeWitt, Happy Birthday man! Just a suggestion, for 29, perhaps the ten guys should be within a few hours plane ride of each other? You gotta give the universe a chance….
what about me! I demand a redo/ do-over
Happy birthday Dewitt. You’re 28 today…I’m 32 today. I’d forgotten we share a birthday 🙂
Hey Dewitt!!!
I just hope that you have an awesome birthday!!! Always read your blog EVERYDAY and all I can do is hope that you get your birthday wish…may you have fun, get drunk, and wake up to several guys, that you wanted for your birthday. All the best for many MORE birthdays!!
Dave from Canada
Thank you, Dave! I appreciate your kind words, and I may or may not be blushing right now.
Have I never mentioned that 32 is my favorite age of all time? I am so jealous!
That just goes without saying, silly. 😛
Fair point! I’m hoping that, by my 29th birthday, someone develops a teleportation device specifically for my sexual purposes.
Charming, as always!
Dewitt despite all the UGLINESS that this world has seen I for one still think it is a very BEAUTIFUL place I know the world can be very scary but I hope by the first day of your 29TH year this planet that we call Earth will not look so AWFUL !!! BTW Dewitt I am not quite feeling your list but it is your birthday ……….. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🙂 !!!
i’m a little upset that i didn’t make the cut, but that is not going to stop me from wishing you a very happy birthday. i hope it had quite the happy ending
You and I will never feel in competition for men.
Mexico and Columbia have my vote hell yes!
And omg those legs on PIPEMD
BTW A very Happy Birthday to you Dewitt
Thank you, my friend!
only one brazilian, in this post, D?
(heh heh heh)
Like….what does that even MEAN.
LOL Tom and Hairy! HELLS YES!!!!