Based on the shocking number of page views for almost all of the Drawn To You posts, MHD readers love some imagination-based dicks. And I can’t agree more with what good taste you guys have. As I’ve said before, Handjobs magazine gave me some of […]
Ranked from least to most extreme. I spend an inordinate amount of time on tumblr watching exhibitionist jack off stuff that I never really know how to talk about here. I’ve mentioned it once or twice before, but today I was all “let’s make […]
Subtitled: “SEAMUS, NOOOOOO!” It seems like nature or god or the spirit world trying to tell you something when the dick is so big that the scene lands on Fisting Central, even though there’s no actual fisting to be found. Seamus O’Reilly has never […]
They don’t make ’em like this anymore. And at the risk of dating myself, this wasn’t that long ago. I was clicking around some of the AEBN content I just have a weird amount of access to today, and wound up sitting through ALL […]
And then he does! I still do not understand the sexual appeal of TickledHard.com, but I will fully admit to liking these updates for their sheer hilarity and OMG-factor. Last week’s tickle-ee was the highlight of my MHD career so far. This 21 year […]
And 20. And married. But I don’t really care about any of that, because my misgivings were erased by his smiling and giggling while he explains that his wife would “be cool with all this.” Once he “explained it to her.” Normally I don’t […]
And it works! Fine! Whatever! Send me these underwears! I don’t know much about Pablo Hernandez, and his tag on MHD doesn’t really give me any clues, but apparently he really likes underwear and is cute. I, for one, am glad to live […]
But it still works. Before we talk about this one, I wanna share part of the email that came with this update from Guys In Sweatpants: This video really needs no description. When I say it needs no description, it’s because their chemistry and […]
SEND HELP YOU GUYS. I’M GONNA DEHYDRATE. I think this is gonna be another CAPITAL LETTERS POST. I don’t know what’s going on over at Randy Blue, and actually this scene was SO out of step that I just emailed them to ask […]
He’s juuuust the right size to make all this giant-porn he’s doing work. UPDATED 3:15PM to correct a sound problem on the preview clip. I usually tend to stay away from series-based porn because there’s inevitably someone involved that I don’t really wanna watch, […]
