Part of my job is watching a lot of fucking. And I realize, watching all that, that not everything is really FOR me. You know? I don’t know how to define what I like but it’s sort of like that obscure definition of obsenity – I […]
This is probably an ironic juxtaposition with today’s morning wood post, but I’m dying to know MHD readers think it ‘ideal.’ Metro Weekly yesterday released survey results from ten countries asking respondents what they thought the “ideal” penis size was, and then compared that to […]
Good morning, glorious uncircumcised penis. It’s Friday, and that thing is veiny and epic and amazing. And that tattoo looks suscpiously familiar, but I can’t place it: Do you know who this magnificent member belongs to? Good morning! – tyler
Bel Ami was the first porn I ever spent money on when I was 18 years old. I bought a dvd from a catalog and it was mailed to my house where my father intercepted it and tried to give me a long, very confusing, […]
Falcon seems like such a hit or miss situation. Sometimes they do GREAT shit like this and then other times it’s this mess. One way they ensure that I’m gonna watch though – good or bad – is putting someone like Gabriel Cross in their stuff. […]
We missed yet another hot guy (though I can’t say Big Dick since Mr. Mackenroth is very stingy with that side of things and I don’t know for sure) birthday this weekend and on April 29th, Jack Mackenroth turned 47. And a painting in an […]
You know what? I’m already overthinking it. Here’s the basics: Kevin Blaise (whose name I think is supposed to sound like “blaze” but I keep mentally pronouncing “blasé”) is cute and has a great ass and Jason Maddox is a bad “gym trainer” because […]
For me, one of the worst things about lube of any variety is that once it comes into play, stuff can’t go back in my mouth without some real commitment to gross lubemouth being all I can think about from that point forward. That sucks. […]
This BadPuppy solo clip starring Marek Polan (I don’t know either) is basically fine. It does all the stuff, and he’s nice to look at. But then he flips over and starts playing with this butt and… my jaw just dropped. I’m feeling ways about […]
Good lord, Brazil. Is it something in your water? I don’t know what the deal is what Brazil, but I’ve never met someone from there and thought “oh. You’re average looking. And that’s a regular sized penis. Meh.” They’re always just gorgeous, caramel-colored sex […]
