On what some are calling Mariah Carey's most "mature" effort to date, the diva spurts out lines like, "Even if we were two lego blocks, the entirety of the Harvard University graduating class of 2010 couldn't put us back together again." Apparently the new definition […]
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Aural Only: Britney Spears
If you couldn't tell from the picture above, Britney Spears' new song "3" is actually about having a threesome. Finally, she's doing something I can relate to! All jokes aside, the song is legitimately catchy (almost to an annoying degree). And I can't wait for […]
Caption This: The Tool Man
This photo of a hot jock drilling a hole was making the rounds a while back, and we never got around to asking for your captions. I'm loving that little smirk he has on his face, as if he knows how sexy and suggestive this […]
Everything Butt: The Haystack
In case you haven't figured it out by now, I have a thing for hairy guys. They don't have to be big burly bears like Jonny Mack. I like my hirsute men in all shapes and sizes, and I especially love when a younger guy […]
British Teacher Suspended Over Gay Porn Work
At a British boys grammar school the students got quite a shock when a link showing their hunky young PE teacher posing for a gay porn site was passed around. When teacher Sam Handley came in that day, he was unaware that most of the […]
He Could Spike Me Any Day
Um, how come nobody told me about all the eye candy in professional volleyball? I've been spending a large portion of this day imagining what it'd be like to get sweaty with this player. After looking at these shots of him from the San Francisco […]
Drawn To You: Narus
I've been hesitating about posting Narus' drawings for a while because they're so darn simple. Today, it occurred to me that the simplicity is exactly what makes the work appealing. The predominantly black and orange color scheme reminds me of the times I'd get lost […]
The Nightmare On Elm Street Remake Actually Might Not Suck
I probably shouldn't say this, but I've never been a big fan of Michael Bay's directorial efforts. You couldn't pay me to sit through Armageddon a second time, and the only reason I'm going to see Transformers is to dream about jizzing on Shia LeBeouf's […]
New Britney Coming Tomorrow?
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iPhone Wars: Battle of The Tighty Whities
Considering that I'm in love with both of these men, it's painful for me to put them against one another in an iPhone War. They may be on opposite sides of the body-type spectrum–toned twink and beefy cub–but I'd let either of them shove my […]