Caption This: The Tool Man

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This photo of a hot jock drilling a hole was making the rounds a while back, and we never got around to asking for your captions. I'm loving that little smirk he has on his face, as if he knows how sexy and suggestive this picture is. And those big arms? He could throw me around all night!

So let's see what you got, guys. We encourage creativity and blatantly sexual captions, but as you'll see with last week's winning caption… sometimes simplicity is the key!

– Dewitt

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12 thoughts on “Caption This: The Tool Man

  1. “and this is how we drill with a spade bit” jk here is my real entry:
    “here is the electronic penis I was given when i fucked Dewitt so hard my old monster fell off”

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