If you've seen Borat, you know that Sacha Baron Cohen is one hairy fellow. Ever wonder how he got all silky smooth for Bruno? Nope, it wasn't waxing or shaving… it was bleaching.
Removing body hair by any method can occasionally lead to disastrous results, but the bleach really took a toll on Sacha's body. A source told The Sun, “Shortly after having the procedure done he felt a burning sensation and it grew steadily worse. He had a bad allergic reaction to hydrogen peroxide…It was so severe around a certain part of his anatomy that he couldn’t sit down for three days."
Ouch! What was he thinking putting bleach down there? Have you or anyone you've known ever had any body hair removal "accidents"?
– Dewitt
No real accident stories for hair removal, but as a cosmetologist and esthetician who helps some of my clients remove unwanted hair from VERY private places, I have to say that men are the biggest pussies when it comes to waxing.
I had one big, muscleboy who insisted that he wanted his ass denuded, yet whimpered and flinched every time I started to remove the strips, making it impossible to get a clean “whip” to remove the hair. No matter how I tried to explain that if he didn’t let me keep the skin taut, it would remove the hair as well, he kept wincing and whimpering.
He did like the clean up and lotioning part though.
My partner used Nair on his balls and left it on too long. THAT wasn’t the worst part. The pain was bad so he pursued some self-first aid. He purchased some spray-on liquid bandage that, when applied, sent him over the moon in pain!!! AND we were on vacation in Palm Springs at the time, so his ‘fun’ was somewhat (entirely) limited for the rest of the two weeks!! We (I) still get a good laugh out of it!
When I was younger, I made the idiotic mistake of nairing my face. (Yes, I know it says not to use it on your face.) This was right before my freshmen orientation at college, so I had to meet all the people I would be seeing for the next several years of my life looking like a leper with half of my face melted off. It was horrifying.
my fag hag waxed and naired my back once. I have a VERY hairy back. I felt like I had a bad sunburn the next week. Everyone at work made fun of me.
I used veet hair removal cream on my asshole and burned a hole clear into my rectum. it took a long time to heal and i was too emberassed to seek medical attention.
Not seeking proper help is just stupid.
I like being hairy, so no mishap possibility here even, although I did drop the clippers once manscaping downstairs and it fell a hair’s breadth to the right of nicking my cock.
Using veet down there? omg – that must have hurt…
I was being told that laser hair removel works everywhere…