Spoiler alert! On the fifth season of True Blood, people got naked a lot. The first episode was epic in terms of gratuitous male nudity. With the exception of Joe Manganiello‘s ridiculous werewolf sex scene—when we should have seen his penis—it all went downhill from […]
Why You Should Follow Us On Twitter: #AssPicMonday
It is absolutely heart-warming to see the responses you get when posting something as simple as the following on Twitter: Everybody with two humps comes hurtling out of the woodwork! Including the porn stars! Yes, that would be the famed porn performer (and secret sex […]
The “Real Man” Project: Pandora Boxx
The VERY first person I thought of for our “Real Man” Project was Pandora Boxx (yes, even before Colby Jansen). I’m not sure I subscribe to the phrase “real man”. Despite all of the amazing contributions we’ve had this month (did you SEE that video […]
Matthew Mitcham Is Still Playing His Ukele Without A Shirt On
With the Olympics (and Olympic boners) on our blogging minds this past summer, we read their Wikipedia pages did a lot of research on gay Olympians. I thought it was depressing that adorable and sexy Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham initially had a hellish time trying […]
Is Randy Blue Model Brad Barnes Jerking Off With His Twin Brother Brian, Or Are We Fucking Crazy?
The latest update on Randy Blue features Brad Barnes throwing a football, showering, jerking off and playing with his ass along with a remarkably identical man named “Brian“. There is no mention on the site as to whether Brad has a twin brother (a la […]
Usher: “Dive” (aka The Uncomfortable Wet Pussy Song)
Is Usher just trolling the universe with his new single “Dive”? I never thought he was playing for our team prior to hearing this song, but his complete lack of knowledge about lady parts makes me wonder. Ladies, if you’re reading this—and I know a […]
Popular Demand: The Week People Freaked Out About Insanely Disappointing Pics of Prince Harry Naked
Never deny the power of the following three words: “Prince Harry naked“. On today’s edition of Popular Demand, we learned that the prospect of royal dick pics meant more to our readers than Mick Lovell‘s flawless fuck-hole, Matt Schiermeier‘s outstanding body, Johnny Venture‘s unbelievably thick cock, […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Paddy O’Brian (III)
And now it’s time to introduce a man who needs no introduction! Most of you are already familiar with gay-for-pay porn star Paddy O’Brian, especially given the fact that he’s appeared twice in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series, earned the title of Best Dick of […]
Caption This: Strawberries & Cream
Big hint. That is not actually cream on those strawberries. When you see the uncropped version of this picture, there won’t be any questions about why we chose this for today’s edition of Caption This. It’s food! It’s porn! It’s food porn. If you’re up for […]
Behind The Scenes At “On The Hunt”: Rafael Alencar And Dom Moretti Comparing Cocks
It’s cute when the camera turns to Carter Jacobs and he expresses his awe over the size of Rafael Alencar’s kickstand. Here’s another behind-the-scenes vid from an On The Hunt shoot. It’s the cutesy Dom Moretti and the well-endowed Alencar comparing cock sizes. You’ve got […]