Apologies for this weird picture of Buzz Lightyear as an actual human being! That’s just what happened when I Googled “real man”. It has virtually nothing to do with today’s member-submitted contribution to The “Real Man” Project, so I invite you all to close your […]
Twink Tank: Max Flint
Upon first glance, there is nothing edgy about Max Flint (above left) aside from his tattoos. He is your standard twink. With his slim frame and floppy mane, he wouldn’t look out of place next to Justin Bieber or One Direction on the cover of […]
Truth: I Kinda Want To Fuck Mitt Romney’s Sons
Well, except for the blonde one. No offense, Ben. I saw this Fox News clip of Mitt Romney‘s boys (set to “It’s Raining Men”) and realized that they’re kinda foxy. If they were into it (and with any justice in the world, at least one […]
Soldier Wars: Battle of The Naked Prince Harry Supporters
Have you ever served in the military? If not, do you enjoy looking at naked pictures of men who are serving or have previously served in the military? Then perhaps you should check out the Facebook group “Support Prince Harry with a naked salute!” We’re […]
Young Welsh Rugby Player Makes Coming Out Video
Thomas (or “Tom” or “Bozzy”) Bozworth is 18, from Wales, and the captain of his rugby team. He’s also gay, and recently came out to his family, friends, and his teammates. This is a brave young man. For those of you who are out and […]
Manning Carr Is My Spirit Animal
My obsessions come and go. In the particular case of Manning Carr, my obsession is cumming on a site called College Dudes. You might remember this hairy-chested, bearded young beauty as just plain “Manning” from Chaos Men. You might even remember that time he appeared in […]
Celebrity Skin: Ryan Phillippe
Pause for a moment to acknowledge that Cruel Intentions was thirteen years ago… Done yet? Good! Now, pause for a moment to acknowledge that Ryan Phillippe‘s ass still looks incredible to this day. You may be wondering, “How do you guys even know that? Is Ryan […]
SWIM DEEP: “King City”
If you’re a fan of MGMT‘s “Kids”, then you’re (probably) going to love SWIM DEEP‘s “King City”. Then again, if you’re a fan of MGMT, there’s a distinct possibility you’re cooler than me and have already heard of SWIM DEEP’s “King City”. Whatever. The song has […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: A Chaos Men Muscle Jock Showdown
Contrary to popular belief, there are models on Chaos Men who aren’t Darius or the various individuals who are fucking Darius at any given point in time. We don’t write about these guys as frequently, because—a) They’re not getting fucked every other day, b) Their butts aren’t […]
Quickie: KAYLAN FALGOUST
Here’s four more reasons why I want to kill Rick Day and wear his body. Ok, that came out way harsh and a little too serial killer-ish. Here are four reasons I want to tie Rick Day up, stuff him in a closet, and wear […]