Is Usher just trolling the universe with his new single “Dive”? I never thought he was playing for our team prior to hearing this song, but his complete lack of knowledge about lady parts makes me wonder. Ladies, if you’re reading this—and I know a few of you are—do you find this song sexy? Do you want Usher to make your walls precipitate? Do you want to leak so much pussy juice that he’s up to his waist in it?
Fellas, if you’re still reading this, are you thoroughly disgusted by that last paragraph? Do you want to throw up right now? Well, I’m fucking sorry! This song is such a lyrical atrocity that I couldn’t avoid commenting on it.
Usher’s seventh studio album, Looking 4 Myself, is legitimately great (with a few misses here or there). It’s unclear why he or his record label thought it was a good idea to release this song when there are at least five other tracks that would do well on the pop and/or R&B charts. Unacceptable! Get these precipitating vaginas out of my face, Usher.
– Dewitt
Click through to listen to a very uncomfortable song about wet vaginas:
Unrelated picture of Usher hanging out with owls:
Watch and die inside:
While part of me thinks this really isn’t about a vagina, I can’t ignore the blatant lyrics about “loving you makes you wet”…
Still, I think it might have to do more with marriage to someone and the commitment it takes. How it applies to being wet and other watery symbolism, that’s beyond me.
While part of me thinks this really isn’t about a vagina, I can’t ignore the blatant lyrics about “loving you makes you wet”…
Still, I think it might have to do more with marriage to someone and the commitment it takes. How it applies to being wet and other watery symbolism, that’s beyond me.
Wow, oddly gross. Fun side note, the pic of him with the owls is GREAT. Thanks for that 🙂
I was hoping the owls would make up for the song.
I was hoping the owls would make up for the song.
I was hoping the owls would make up for the song.
I was hoping the owls would make up for the song.
I failed to grasp the womanly parts and all the innuendo with regards to women, however, this is a very very VERY bad song…
The vid is even worse, after 30sec of clip you just have to pee profusely. Really USHER? No thing else to do with money???
P.S. Lame photo with the Owls… The HARRY POTTER thing is very old.
I failed to grasp the womanly parts and all the innuendo with regards to women, however, this is a very very VERY bad song…
The vid is even worse, after 30sec of clip you just have to pee profusely. Really USHER? No thing else to do with money???
P.S. Lame photo with the Owls… The HARRY POTTER thing is very old.
yeah…i don’t care if the man says “hey, your bajingo is a slip and slide”. this is sexy as hell.
When he says, “I don’t need a life saver; Baby going deeper ain’t gonna kill me”… is he talking about not wearing a condom? Either way, the lyrics are laughable.
I find it a little disconcerting that the last two videos he’s released have prominently featured water given his former stepson just died due to injuries sustained in a water accident.
Maybe I’m just a prude, but I find songs that are blatantly sexual (like this one) just disgusting, and in no way a turn-on. It takes no imagination to come up with something like this!