This one’s a doozy. I’ve never been one for the “straight guy’ solo bits. There’s something campy and hilarious about the “I’ve never done this before bro,” scene partner patter that allows me to feel ok with being into it. It’s obviously BS every […]
TBT: Tim Tales and the Enormous Penis
Last year, around this same time… Because porn is like Must See TV – if you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you! And I had NOT seen this Tim Tales clip or this Brandon Guy before, and that was my loss. Let me […]
Does Context Make the Glory Hole?
Because this is a board with a hole in it. And I refuse to accept it as a “glory hole.” This started off as a Sex and the City knockoff post (I’m rewatching that entire show again from the beginning so the temptation to […]
Derek Atlas is Cruisey
Markie More is a lucky slut. I was literally laughing and clapping my way through this whole preview because I fucking LOVE Derek Atlas and I love that he’s smoking and waiting for the bus and just happens to catch Markie More strutting around […]
A Trip To The Barbershop with Micah Brandt
Featuring your barber, Bennett Anthony! See. This is the kind of roleplay I was describing in this post when I was bemoaning the elaborate setups and characters that some performers just don’t pull off that well. This is exactly as much frame story as […]
Just for Fun: Position of the Week
TOTALLY different from the straight version. The hetero version of this position is described no fewer than seven different ways on the many different sites I visited looking for an explanation of the mechanics of this (yes, I do research sometimes so I don’t […]
Horny House Rules
I see why it’s “horny” but the “house rules” part escapes me. I realize that the stuff my dick is into online is different sometimes from the stuff that other people are into. For instance: super fit 20 year olds who look like Mormon […]
Eggceptionally Sorry About That
I swear we weren’t trying to scam anybody. Last week I posted an Easter Sale announcement with some egg puns and a gallery of Easter-y lookin naked dudes. I didn’t realize until somebody pointed it out in the comments that over the weekend, some […]
Late Run: Oh, Germany!
There’s an app that lets you work out naked or something. I should have paid more attention in my high school German class. Via Joe My God: JMG reader Harry tips us to a new ad campaign for one of Germany’s largest insurance companies. With […]
Cockyboys Double Feature
Ricky Roman and Jae Roze and Dillon Rossi and Damien Crosse. I haven’t talked about Cockyboys releases in a couple weeks, but it’s only because there’s been other stuff to cover. They didn’t drop the ball for even a single second and have […]