I swear we weren’t trying to scam anybody. Last week I posted an Easter Sale announcement with some egg puns and a gallery of Easter-y lookin naked dudes. I didn’t realize until somebody pointed it out in the comments that over the weekend, some […]
Late Run: Oh, Germany!
There’s an app that lets you work out naked or something. I should have paid more attention in my high school German class. Via Joe My God: JMG reader Harry tips us to a new ad campaign for one of Germany’s largest insurance companies. With […]
Cockyboys Double Feature
Ricky Roman and Jae Roze and Dillon Rossi and Damien Crosse. I haven’t talked about Cockyboys releases in a couple weeks, but it’s only because there’s been other stuff to cover. They didn’t drop the ball for even a single second and have […]
Watch Seth Fornea in “Boys of Life”
Because I don’t even feel like you need more instruction than “watch Seth Fornea.” I don’t know what else I can put in the category of “erotic film series,” so I don’t totally know what to compare this too. “BOYS OF LIFE” is […]
ICYMI: I Yelled and Had to Close the Whole Window
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: March 28, 2016 There’s one scene in here that’s SOOOOOO upsetting that I’m still mad about it. I’m probably going to be mad about it all day. Good luck finding it and then trying to wash the […]
Amateur Hour: Hot Beardo Fucks Fleshlight/Is Sexy AF
Internet collectively shouts “CUM ON MY FACE!” at their screens. This doesn’t need a whole setup. This guy is FOINE with a capital FFFUUUUHHHH. I wish this was from his actual Xtube account and not just an aggregate, cause I would LOVE to know […]
Billy Santoro is an “Older Rich Man”
Gets “teased” by Alexander Gustavo. The issue of plot is both a blessing and a burden – sometimes in equal doses – in porn. On one hand, I love having some kind of context for what’s happening. Especially if there’s actual confusing setup involved […]
Quickie: Top 5 MHD Posts For the Last Week
Wherein we see what went, and what needs to go. This was a bit of a bumpy week all around, what with me getting sick and missing a few days in action, and then a bunch of bonus work on the new MHD piling […]
Highly Contagious, Horrible Infections: Best Tweets of the Week
Grabby Noms and Used Underpants. Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping […]
Drawn To You: Powdered Toast Man
This is a weird one, guys. Anyone who grew up watching the Ren and Stimpy Show will clearly remember Powdered Toast Man, and if you didn’t grow up with it, or have children that forced you to watch it, there’s really no explaining it to […]