All first class problems, to be sure. Guys in Sweatpants is always the most luxurious post I write all week. Because I get to watch a video that’s actually consistently good, and then come in here and say that it was actually good and […]
Paramedic Daddy: An Original One Act Play
Starring Tex Davidson and Davey Anthony. Scene 1: Davey Anthony is running around with no shirt on and slips 20 feet down some sand and gravel and that somehow hurts his ankle so he calls a paramedic. Like through a paramedic agency or something. […]
Randy Blue: Who Even Knows?
Is This Good or Not? Round 2 Last week I was all complaining about Randy Blue not responding to emails, rendering me unable to determine if the sixty second clips they provide me were actually representative of whether or not a scene was worth […]
ICYMI: Christian Rock and Jackin It on Cam
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: April 4, 2016 Loads of funnn stuff this week, on our site and elsewhere. Nothing this week that’ll make you yell or (I guess) get some of you very excited. No rosebuds, I mean, this week. Let’s […]
Big Dick Birthday Club: Austin Wolfff
The Top Dog of Gay Porn WOULD be an Aries. Happy 29th (?!) birthday Austin Wolf! You’re bigger and musclier than you’ve ever been and always a delight to watch. Here’s what’s in store for you this year (via CafeAstrology.com): With the […]
Know Your Worth: Best Tweets of the Week
Go get those milkshakes. Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up […]
Es-tu Chatouilleux?
Still just as confusing as ever. When I was in undergrad, in preparation for a semester abroad, I convinced myself that I would learn “enough French to get by” from watching every French movie that Netflix had to send me (they were still doing […]
Late Run: New Dr. Cum Control Vid!
Dozens of us rejoice! Dozens! If you don’t know about Dr. Cum Control, that’s probably on me. Sorry. He’s an XTube thing that Jake Jaxson turned me on to last year and he’s now one of my top favorite things. He lives in San […]
New Recruits: Zack at Active Duty
This one’s a doozy. I’ve never been one for the “straight guy’ solo bits. There’s something campy and hilarious about the “I’ve never done this before bro,” scene partner patter that allows me to feel ok with being into it. It’s obviously BS every […]
TBT: Tim Tales and the Enormous Penis
Last year, around this same time… Because porn is like Must See TV – if you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you! And I had NOT seen this Tim Tales clip or this Brandon Guy before, and that was my loss. Let me […]