We’re exceptionally early for next year, we’ll say.

A happiest of birthdays to one of Manhunt Daily’s personal favorite performers, Johnny V. His “technical” birthday was April 15th, as everyone on Twitter knew except for us, but we’re still glad to celebrate for what we’ll call his whole “birthday weekend.” Let’s see what the stars have to say about your year to come, Johnny:

With the Sun and Moon in harmony in your Solar Return chart, the year ahead should be satisfying and balanced overall. You are in comfortable demand and personally popular, and you are able to achieve a decent balance between work and play; personal and professional life. For the most part, you are on top of your game this year, and positive connections with others can be made fairly easily. With the ability to handle your emotions successfully, there is less stress on both your mind and body. Your self-confidence and positive attitude will reward you!

Unsurprising to anyone who’s paid even the slightest amount of attention to Johnny’s career this previous year. Ride that self-confidence and positive attitude to the top. Of the biggest dick you can find.

Happy Birthday Johnny! You’re beyond gorgeous: