Featuring those weird dudes at Maskurbate. This scene is literally just a prolonged commercial for the Jack-U-Back masturbation machine from Fort Troff, and it’s pretty fuckin great. I love anything that facilitates masturbation (plz to see my shopping list from Things 4 Fun) so […]
Cause who doesn’t love big, beautiful dicks with cockrings, right? We haven’t done a good gif parade in here in quite a while, and I fell into a gif-hole while I was looking for a thing to link in this post. So y’all get […]
Aaron Bruiser is just the ultimate. I honestly thought I had posted parts 2 & 3 of Bromo‘s Dirty Rider, but I guess I just remembered watching them and jacking off and assuming that you guys knew about that. Whoops. You definitely don’t wanna miss […]
And it goes really, really well. It’s probably just a misperception fostered by this All-Ashton #AssWednesday from earlier this year, but I had it in my head that Ashton Summers just was pretty, had a perfect butt, and got pounded. But he can give […]
And he’s in good company. I had no idea that Tommy Deluca was even shooting these days, but bless him for making it happen. That dude has dong for days and miles, and is surprisingly verbal and enthusiastic when confronted with a chance to […]
Today’s subconscious theme must be ‘pool envy.’ And actually, as a New Yorker, just basic real estate envy. The first time Trenton Ducati pulls off his swimsuit here, my instant, panicked thought was “what about the neighbors!” And then I realized that they were on the […]
I think! It’s actually pretty confusing, if I’m being honest. And Men At Play spends so much time getting the hottest guys and shooting these completely beautiful scenes (seriously, watch the lighting in this one and then think about all the shit ass scenes […]
“What the FUCK are you doin’ in my pool!” It’s a beautiful, pre-summer day in New York today, and with the feels like temperature pushing up on 92°, the pool in this Men.com scene from 2012 looks ridiculously refreshing. TBH? I’d hop Danny Palick’s […]
The internet is a dark, dark place, mama. Johnny Bravo was a cartoon on the Cartoon Network in the mid/late 90s that centered around the adventures of Johnny, a “muscular, boorish, and dimwitted self-proclaimed womanizer with a pompadour hairstyle,” who talked like Elvis and was […]
Honest to God, sometimes I don’t even know anymore. You guys know that I actually sit here and watch all the stuff I talk about on this blog, right? Anyway, I do. Even a bunch of stuff that I don’t put on […]
