In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: April 18, 2016 Pretty solid week behind us. We had some birthdays, and some music swapping and today, if you’re reading this in America, it’s finally Tax Day! Which Titan has been prepping for all year! If […]
Why, Mr. Lucas, you’ve outdone yourself. I used some reaction gifs in this post about Knockin’ Boots to explain the narrative arc of my reaction to the insane descriptions that Next Door Ebony keeps writing (from another room, in a different location, without any […]
The Porn Title Generator™ at Next Door Ebony was broken this week. Oooooooof. I love some Bamm Bamm (I don’t know why they’ve shortened it up to just one M now). I just do. He’s adorable and hung and just knows how to take […]
I see why it’s “horny” but the “house rules” part escapes me. I realize that the stuff my dick is into online is different sometimes from the stuff that other people are into. For instance: super fit 20 year olds who look like Mormon […]
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: March 7, 2016 Good lord am I glad to be back home after all that time in Florida. They may have a lot of sun and some cute guys, but the humidity down there is entirely unacceptable. […]
But I like big dicks so I’ll still watch it happen. Using strip poker is the most indolent way to get characters in porn naked. It just is. Even the pizza guy/plumber/naughty teacher tropes aren’t as tired as strip poker is. On top of […]
Although there’s no actual paint cans on this set, so he’s gonna have to use hot jizz. Oh, Next Door Ebony. Wtf are we gonna do with you. It’s literally Black History Month and you’re just straight up casting white dudes now. I don’t know […]
Marlone Star can hold me hostage any day of the week if this is the treatment you get. Ok. So don’t say anything to them, but I feel like maybe Next Door Ebony is reading this blog and they’ve really stepped it up a […]
Another Wednesday, another crop of the finest Man Butts in town. We had to miss a week last week due to server moves and technical problems and these things and those things and now that’s all mostly resolved (save for a few older posts I […]
The American version of the farm that grows unreasonably attractive Eastern European youths for Bel Ami films, has been doing a bang up job for Helix Studios the last few years. And this pair is no exception. Blake Mitchell (glasses) and Greco Rai (hair) are smooth and handsome […]
