I gave up on watching Gossip Girl a while back, but that hasn't stopped me from wanking in honor of the show's hottie actors. While a large portion of my lusting incorporates Matthew Settle and Penn Badgley (who play the my love for young guys who rock […]
I’m Tired Of (Rihanna) Rumors Starting
You know what's nearly just as infuriating as a new Chris Brown
German Men Ranked As Worst Lovers
According to fifteen-thousand women, German men are the worst lovers because of their body odor. The women complained that English men were too lazy, Swedish men were too fast, Dutch men were too dominating and American men were too rough. Spanish, Brazilian and Italian men […]
The Apple Love Song
I love my iPhone and Macbook just as much as everyone else but to sing a love song about them? Hmmm… yeah that's going too far. Apparently, this one fellow didn't think so. I'm pretty sure this is a marketing gimmick devised by the evil […]
Aural Only: Chris Brown
Now I wasn't going to address the premiere of Chris Brown's new single "Transform Ya", but then I saw the overwhelmingly positive feedback it's been receiving on other blogs. Have we seriously forgotten what this man has done? Am I the only one who thinks […]
Who Would You Rather?: Special Log-in Model Semi-Finals III
It seems like just yesterday that we Daniel and
Celebrity Skin: Ian Somerhalder
Our celebrity skin this week is a young hottie whose cute face is totally matched by a hot body… and apparently a big cock! I'm talking about Ian Somerhalder, the gay guy in The Rules of Attraction and Boone from Lost. But it's shows like […]
Hot Flash: Thomas Synnamon
Even though I've confessed my love for Thomas Synnamon's photography
Wait, I Was Supposed To Notice The Watches?
While the watch editorial from Geil Magazine's October 6th issue attempts to work the "sex sells" angle, I didn't even realize what they were trying to sell at first! The other two shots are even racier than this, but we're warning all you power-homos in advance […]
Say Hello To The World’s Fastest Nudist
A man who calls himself "The World's Fastest Nudist" has