Jacob Neely is a bit of a chameleon. One minute he looks straight off the cover of a romance novel (or at least a Britney Spears fragrance commercial), the next minute he looks like the hairless younger brother of Mark Ruffalo. Either way, he’s always […]
Breaking News: Mark Ruffalo Is Really Hot
I live for moments like this. My biggest boner-crush in the entire world–also known as Mark Ruffalo–has posed shirtless for the latest issue of GQ magazine. It’s only a matter of time before I cum all over my keyboard while desperately trying to catapult myself […]
Album Review: Ke$ha
Grundgetta from Sesame Street just released her debut album! Actually, it’s just the re-release of Ke$ha‘s Animal, but who can even tell the difference between those two? Rumor has it that they both enjoy passing out in dumpsters and cum on their boobs. And I […]
Caption This: Wrestling Match
Resting atop my computer’s desktop, there’s a folder packed with pictures of wrestlers in provocative, homoerotic poses. This was one of my absolute favorites, and I think we can all agree that it’s undoubtedly worthy of an appearance in our Caption This series. So what […]
Aural Only: Fantasia
Real men aren’t afraid to admit to their obsession with Fantasia Barrino. Okay, so that may not be entirely true, but it’s how I felt while watching her latest video for “I’m Doin’ Me”. This jam’s one of my favorite tracks from her third album […]
It’s Time For An Outdoor Fuck Fest!
‘Tis the season for wrapping yourself in your favorite blanket and curling up with a huge mug of hot cocoa! Of course, if you’re living in the middle of a gay porno, this is a time for outdoor fuck fests in the middle of the […]
Everything Butt: Blake Autry
Blake Autry is a newcomer to the adult industry, and we’re keeping our fingers crossed that he’ll stick around long enough to take it up the butt. He’s allegedly “open-minded” when it comes to man-on-man sex, which means we’ll probably see him getting stuffed in […]
Random Question: Can Rough Sex Be Romantic?
My friend’s boyfriend is a raging bottom. While I don’t have any firsthand knowledge on this matter, I’ve heard plenty of tales about his insatiable appetite for cock. He loves to be dominated, tied down, spanked and pounded senseless. If you’re not shoving him down […]
Quickie: Paul Becker
We’d say Paul Becker‘s smile is his best feature, but the last picture in this series might provide evidence to the contrary. Though he may look all cute and innocent, this guy is simply oozing with sex appeal. Oh, and did we mention that he’s […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Jockstraps
Do you like looking at pictures of hot guys in jockstraps? Of course you do! And since we enjoy catering to things you like, we’ve rounded up four attractive gentlemen for today’s Battle of The Jockstraps. It’s been a while since we covered this territory […]

