Blowjobs, butts and butt licking! That’s what you’ll see in today’s edition of iPhone Wars. Today’s contestants got bored of posing in front of the mirror alone, so they invited a friend over to make things more interesting. Now, taking into account that most of […]
Random Question: What’s Your Morning Routine?
People are always surprised when I tell them I wake up around 4:30 every morning. Upon hearing this from an outside perspective, you might jump to conclusions that I’m incredibly high maintenance—one of those people who spends two hours styling his hair. Not at all! […]
Would You Hit That?: Prince Harry (“Obviously.” Edition)
It was that time when we feverishly search around the Interwebz for someone to subject you readers to for today’s “Would You Hit That?”. We usually run with someone who’s not traditionally fuckable but might do it for some people. We were toying with the […]
Trailer Trash: Fright Night
Sexy ass Colin Farrell is playing the vampire in the….three guesses what kind of movie it is…remake of 1985’s Fright Night. Colin is so hot that I could probably deal with a remake of Transformers if he was swaggering around in it with the brooding […]
Popular Demand: Ryan Kwanten, Toronto Pride & More!
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Fuck Vs. Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Men of Sean Cody
First up, we have Ethan, a well-hung lad who can suck his own cock while he’s getting fucked upside-down. The appeal here is kind of obvious—a) he’s flexible, b) his gigantic schlong would look amazing bouncing up and down, and c) he can take it […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Cassio
There’s no rule that you have to be a top just because you’ve got an awesome dick. With that said, Cassio‘s still going to break a few hungry bottom’s hearts when he grabs a hold of his fat uncut cock, bends over and lets porn […]
Lucas Till Revisited
We got some flack this week for our “Who Would You Rather?” featuring the dudes from X-Men: First Class. It seems as though the picture I chose to represent actor Lucas Till (aka “Havok”) was ALL sorts of wrong. Readers complained that it didn’t capture […]
Must Watch: Daniel Tosh Gets An “Anal Cranial”
Comedy Central’s Daniel Tosh will freely admit that his show is the gayest on TV. He’s constantly forcing his male writing staff to engage in the most homoerotic activities possible. But it’s not like he doesn’t join in himself. In this bit he really tops […]
Unlockables: How Should TJ Show It Off?
For the first time ever in our Unlockables series, there weren’t any clear winners between the six featured pictures. We suppose you were just indecisive with Thomas? Four of his shots practically tied with one another, with the two least popular being one of his […]

