Every night when I’m walking home from work, I pass by this alleyway near one of the local restaurants. It’s been calling my name for ages now. “Dewitt,” it says, in a deep voice that makes my hole quiver. “Come bend over my lush brick […]
Hot Flash: Alexis Palisson
French rugby player Alexis Palisson (it must sound so lovely pronounced with a French accent) posed for gay magazine Tatu, in a sort of a Maori sex warrior-themed spread. In the accompanying interview, Pallison revealed himself as yet another straight but not narrow athlete: “Look […]
My Favorite Shoot: James Jamesson
Gay porn stars provide us with the sexiest fucking, sucking, rimming and riding scenes imaginable. Our spank banks are indebted to them for eternity and beyond. Did you ever wonder what they consider to be their own hottest scenes? We asked our favorite fuckers to […]
Name That Cock: The Most Unfortunate Pube Haircut
I. Can. Not. Even. With those pubes. Although there’s nothing wrong with a little trimming or manscaping, this is by far the worst down-below haircut in the history of gay porn. With that said, it’s so distinctive that this shouldn’t be a difficult round of […]
Hot Blooded: Eric’s Sorry
Sorry for the late recap, your recapper was on vacay! True Blood is gittin’ good! One of my favorite parts of the show is that almost every scene gives you that feeling when watching a horror movie and you know something’s going to jump out […]
Top or Bottom: Eric
As soon as we laid our eyes on Eric’s smile, we just knew we had to feature him in our Top or Bottom series. Rest assured, you won’t have to guess his preference in the bedroom based on this picture alone! Eric sent over a […]
The Ten: A Glorious Victory For Ryan Stack
Out with the old, in with the new! While the past six rounds of The Ten have belonged to Jon Micklow and Daniel Rumfelt, it appears that we have a new champion on our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. Gay porn newcomer Ryan Stack […]
Okay, Now You’re Just Taunting Me…
I’ve come to the conclusion that Randy Blue is just fucking with my head. After writing about their ridiculously hot scene between Nicco Sky and Nick Sterling, they’ve churned out two more scenes that I simply couldn’t resist posting. What can I say? I’m a […]
Woof Alert: John Thomas
He’s woofy and his name is an old-school term for penis – he’s John Thomas. We know, some of you will come at us with “put down the pizza, tubby” or just plain “next!” For those of you who like a gentleman with a little […]
Quickie: Judson Manor
I want to move into Judson Manor. Your jaded co-blogger is mouth agape over how hot he finds this fellow. It’s kind of like if Jason Ritter (who’s certainly not fugly by any means) got really, really fuckworthy. Several parts make up this whole (which […]