Flashback Friday: Kurt Schneider

Kurt Schneider doesn’t look like he belongs in 1982. Back then, he could have easily traveled forward in time and posed for a modern-day site like Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher or College Dudes. I mean, would you really be able to tell the difference between him and today’s standard muscle jocks? Probably not.

In any case, dear ol’ Kurt appeared in the April Fools’ issue of In Touch magazine (not to be confused with this version of In Touch magazine). The spread claims that he won a Nobel Prize for Literature, an Emmy, an Oscar, a Tony, a Grammy and first prize at the Pillsbury Bakeoff for his incredible egg salad recipe. Jokes! This magazine has jokes. And penis.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Visual Communication / In Touch

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10 thoughts on “Flashback Friday: Kurt Schneider

  1. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; these guys from the 70’s and
    80’s have consistently the biggest cocks.

  2. I think Dewitt is right. These pictures do not seem like they’re 30 years old!
    I wonder whether this guy was up to the beauty standards of this bigone era…?

  3. I miss the thick, dark bushes of the 70’s and 80’s. As you can guess, I have a fetish for pubic hair. Also, luv hairy armpits….just in case any of you guys are out there.

  4. I was about to say–you can totally tell this guy is from the 80’s because he hasn’t shaved, waxed, and plucked his pubes into oblivion.  Gay men of 2011: take note!

    I want to bury my nose in his bush and smell his musky, sweaty manhood.  If they did award a Nobel Prize in penises, this guy would win hands down!

  5. too many guys shave it all off, why?  nothing beats a hairy chest & a nice manicured pube area(NO not shaved).

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