Six packs intimidate me, almost to the point where I’m legitimately frightened by them. They’re just, I don’t know, so foreign to me? My stomach will never look like that, nor do I ever want it to! A small part of me begrudges the fact […]
It Happened On Manhunt: The Online Adventures of Gay Porn Couple Morgan Black & Dominic Sol
Go buy the new issue of Das Einhorn! We’re not just saying that because we’re sponsors, and they did a great interview about Morgan Black and Dominic Sol‘s joint profile on Manhunt. We’re saying that because it’s only six dollars, and you horned-up bastards NEED […]
Who Would You Rather?: Television Characters Who Came Out
It seems like forever ago, but we recently posted about the young gay guy on Days Of Our Lives coming out. It got us to thinking – why haven’t we taken an in-depth look at other (cute) televisual gays that have come out? And by […]
Woof Alert: Victor West
Watching this clip of Victor West jerking off for Pantheon Bear, it might not be immediately clear that he’s jerking off to another video from the site. Truthfully, he appears as if he’s jerking off for you and only you… And even if you’re not […]
Cute Guy On “Days Of Our Lives” Comes Out To Parents
Sami, you’re such a cunt! All the shit you pulled over the years and you’re having a problem with your son liking dick. And look at Lucas actually sounding like a level-headed cool guy. Usually he’s a giant dildo! Ok, you’re all reading this and […]
How Have I Never Seen These?
There are times in my blogging career when I come across something from several months and think to myself, “How the fuck did I miss out on this?” This is one of those times. Back in November, when we were too busy listening to Azealia […]
Charlie Stone: A Gay Porn Newcomer With A Pretty Face, A Colorful Chest Tattoo & A Whole Lot of Bicuriosity
Meet Charlie Stone! He identifies as straight, but he’s beyond “not narrow”. He’s taken part in orgies, been finger-fucked, experimented with “objects” and sucked off a guy in a threeway with his girlfriend. Now, he’s getting a facial from the producer of a major, amateur […]
Watch The Trailer For The Mindy Project.
The title of this post is not a request. It’s a motherfucking demand! Get down on your knees, you slutty bitch, and watch the trailer for Mindy Kaling‘s new show The Mindy Project… Better yet, get off of your knees and sit back down in […]
Three More Pictures of Seth Fornea That MUST Be Seen
We’re so, so sorry! This is the last time we’ll mention ginger sex god Seth Fornea before tonight’s edition of The Ten. After the sixteen additional must-see pics we posts last night, you’d think we got our fix! What else is there to see, right? […]
Azealia Banks: “Jumanji”
This week, I’m making a sincere effort to only write about music I’d listen to on my own time. That’s why, instead of hearing a Cheyenne Jackson song that bores me to tears, you’re getting another dose of up-and-coming female rapper Azealia Banks! (But you […]

