Sami, you’re such a cunt! All the shit you pulled over the years and you’re having a problem with your son liking dick. And look at Lucas actually sounding like a level-headed cool guy. Usually he’s a giant dildo! Ok, you’re all reading this and […]
How Have I Never Seen These?
There are times in my blogging career when I come across something from several months and think to myself, “How the fuck did I miss out on this?” This is one of those times. Back in November, when we were too busy listening to Azealia […]
Charlie Stone: A Gay Porn Newcomer With A Pretty Face, A Colorful Chest Tattoo & A Whole Lot of Bicuriosity
Meet Charlie Stone! He identifies as straight, but he’s beyond “not narrow”. He’s taken part in orgies, been finger-fucked, experimented with “objects” and sucked off a guy in a threeway with his girlfriend. Now, he’s getting a facial from the producer of a major, amateur […]
Watch The Trailer For The Mindy Project.
The title of this post is not a request. It’s a motherfucking demand! Get down on your knees, you slutty bitch, and watch the trailer for Mindy Kaling‘s new show The Mindy Project… Better yet, get off of your knees and sit back down in […]
Three More Pictures of Seth Fornea That MUST Be Seen
We’re so, so sorry! This is the last time we’ll mention ginger sex god Seth Fornea before tonight’s edition of The Ten. After the sixteen additional must-see pics we posts last night, you’d think we got our fix! What else is there to see, right? […]
Azealia Banks: “Jumanji”
This week, I’m making a sincere effort to only write about music I’d listen to on my own time. That’s why, instead of hearing a Cheyenne Jackson song that bores me to tears, you’re getting another dose of up-and-coming female rapper Azealia Banks! (But you […]
Twink Tank: The Peters Twins
Whether you’ve dreamt of fucking twins or getting fucked by twins, you’ll be able to live out your fantasy vicariously through Dario Dolce. In his latest scene with Milo and Elijah Peters, the identical twin brothers engage in a (groan) bareback flip fuck with the […]
16 Pictures of Seth Fornea That MUST Be Seen
Look around for a moment! If there’s anyone in your immediate vicinity who should NOT see your boner, we highly recommend that you avoid clicking through to view the rest of this post. Why? Because we managed to track down some additional images of male […]
Quickie: Nicco Sky
You were already aware of Nicco Sky‘s hotness, but did you know that he’s also a total sweetheart? While I’m making this assumption based on this video and a single interaction I had with him in Los Angeles, all you really need to know is […]
Tyson Beckford Has A “Sex Tape”
Tyson Beckford does not have a sex tape. He has a masturbation video. There’s a huge difference! Frankly, I’d appreciate if sites like TMZ stopped using the word “sex tape” when there’s no actual sex involved. Those bitches got my hopes up, thinking that I’d […]