Have you ever been curious about which ol’ school Hollywood actors preferred the company of other men? Well, you’re in luck! An ONTD reader was kind enough to read Scotty Bowers‘ Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars […]
Donna Summer Passed Away
Someone has left my cake out in the rain, because Donna Summer is no longer with us. She worked hard for that money! So hard for it, honey. Sorry – I’m typing these as fast as I can before everyone else gets as cheesy. Donna […]
Fleshjack Ruins Your Life By Making It Virtually Impossible To Vote For The Next Fleshjack Boy
Remember back in 2010 when Fleshjack had a contest to decide on the next Fleshjack Boy? For better or worse, the winners were Brent Everett, Pierre Fitch and Brent Corrigan, and the three chosen porn stars had sex toys molded from their dicks, mouths and […]
We’ll Stop Writing About “Magic Mike” When The Cast Stops Being Hot
Blah blah blah Channing Tatum, Joe Mangianello, Matt Bomer, and Matthew McConaughey in a movie about male strippers blah blah blah. You whores know the drill. Magic Mike is on the way, and EW just dropped two covers and a slew of pics from their […]
Oddly Arousing Pic of Sacha Baron Cohen’s Butt Cheeks Is Also Oddly Arousing In A Shameful Sort of Way
What the fuck is wrong with my dick? First, it was this picture of Russell Brand looking like an obnoxious juicebox, and now I’m getting a boner from this picture of Sacha Baron Cohen‘s butt? This is not okay! Someone needs to take my dick […]
Who Is Bravo Delta, And Why Isn’t He Inside Me?
I must not spend enough time watching homemade porn clips, because I had never heard of “xTube sensation” Bravo Delta. Apparently he’s famous for his Fleshjack jerk-off videos? This still isn’t ringing any bells for me, but I can certainly understand why he’s made a […]
Let’s All Look At Andrew Lincoln’s Cock!
It was nearly impossible to find a good picture of Andrew Lincoln to open this post. As the star of AMC’s The Walking Dead, he’s always covered in blood or holding a gun so he can shoot a zombie in the face. Neither of these […]
The Eversons: “Could It Ever Get Better?”
Okay. What’s the best way to describe Wellington-based band The Eversons? I suppose you could call them a “more fun version of Pavement“, but that’s assuming the people you’re talking to are familiar with Pavement. I make no assumptions of that sort, considering I didn’t […]
The Ten: We Are Biased About Who Should Win This.
It should come as no surprise that we’re rooting for Seth Fornea in this round of The Ten. With Quinn Christopher Jaxon nearing the end of his run as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, it’s time for a new contestant to take the top […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
His name may be aussiejock2012 but dude is in Chicago, Illinois. And I would much rather eat him than the pizza. He’s one of our many, many magnificent-looking Manhunt members, and you can see more of his delectable pics on his Manhunt profile. The following […]